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  • Please welcome, Adam Pally!

  • (upbeat music and crowd cheering)

  • Okay, Adam.

  • Oh, that's nice.

  • You've gotta little holster there.

  • Adam, let me explain for the uninitiated,

  • I don't know what you're..I don't know what you're doing.

  • Honestly, I honestly don't know--are you okay? Do you need-

  • Just trying to get comfy.

  • Alright, okay. Just trying to get comfy.

  • There we go. Alright. Now- A brand new drum.

  • You have a um, you have a little tradition of you like to

  • dress up different things when you come out on our show.

  • Last time you were here, you dressed up as Fat Batman.

  • And we have that.

  • (audience laughs)

  • And uh, and that was a uh--

  • Did you get a good reaction from Fat Batman?

  • Absolutely not, Conan.

  • (Conan laughs)

  • My family was worried about me.

  • Your family was worried about you?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay, so uh, so, this time alright,

  • This time you're on the show and can you tell us, 'cause

  • I honestly don't know, what's going on?

  • What are you today?

  • (laughs and coughs)

  • Are you choking to death in there?

  • I'm worried that you're dying.

  • I will say, it is not comfortable.

  • It's not comfortable.

  • Someone should get Ryan Reynolds and ask her.

  • (laughter)

  • So what is this costume?

  • So I wanted to dress up for you and every time I do,

  • I put on a costume, and last time I was a superhero

  • and I thought "That was pretty good".

  • Yeah.

  • You know it's hard to breathe in here.

  • Yeah.

  • I was like let's do another superhero,

  • you know, and raise the stakes.

  • So I thought of this character named "Snaredevil".

  • (laughter)

  • Snaredevil?

  • Snaredevil, he's like a daredevil but he has a drum.

  • He has a snare drum.

  • And uh- And then you clearly thought

  • "Well, that'll never work. I won't do that."

  • (laughter)

  • You're halfway right, Conan.

  • (laughter)

  • I'm kidding, I'm kidding. So this is Snaredevil?

  • So this is Snaredevil but, you know,

  • about ten minutes ago I realized that

  • the character of Daredevil, and the character of Deadpool

  • are two different characters?

  • And I picked the wrong one.

  • (laughter)

  • So this is, yeah so you- So basically, I'm just like

  • Dead-like uh, Deadpool with a percussion interest?

  • Yeah Right, right, right.

  • That's not--yeah, so this, this was a bit of a

  • miscalculation you're admitting now?

  • Uh, a bit?

  • (laughter)

  • Look at my mouth take that air in.

  • (laughter and clapping)

  • You're like some tropical lizard.

  • My first gut instinct is to vape.

  • (laughter)

  • Now Adam, are you into cartoons?

  • You must be into cartoons?

  • Uh, no man that stuff is for dorks.

  • (laughter)

  • I like sports.

  • Yeah, okay so you don't like cartoons.

  • Do you see superhero movies?

  • I've seen a couple super hero movies, but

  • most of the time when I see them,

  • I'm on an airplane and I've had a Xanax

  • and couple glasses of Cabernet.

  • Yeah, the 't' is silent, its Cabernet.

  • Ha! Okay, Conan.

  • (laughter)

  • Next you're gonna tell me that the pink wine

  • is not pronounced "rose".

  • Yeah, okay.

  • (laughter)

  • You know it must be very-

  • I'm killing with the band tonight.

  • The band loves you.

  • (audience cheers)

  • (Adam and the band play drums)

  • Alright! Alright.

  • Would you like to take off-- Here's my question.

  • I feel like you're the carbon dioxide

  • Hesby building up in there.

  • Would you like to take off the mask?

  • Would you be more comfortable?

  • I would very much Conan, is

  • it okay if I take the mask off?

  • Yes, you may take the mask off.

  • (audience cheers)

  • Oh, thank God.

  • (laughter)

  • So what's happening?

  • So I forgot to tell you that

  • like, right before I came out

  • I realized that Daredevil and Deadpool

  • are different characters so I panicked.

  • And I threw on this costume underneath

  • just hoping this would happen.

  • (laughter)

  • You have a whole Daredevil costume underneath there?

  • Oh yeah, yeah. Wow

  • The whole thing- How hot are you right now?

  • Oh, I'm Miami 2020, you know?

  • (laughter)

  • I'm Miami the last days before it becomes the ocean.

  • (laughter)

  • Alright, so let's talk quickly-

  • Also, I gotta say, I'm catching myself

  • on the monitor right now and when

  • I first told your staff that I was gonna

  • be in, like, a normal superhero costume, they were,

  • they're like "That's gonna be hilarious!"

  • "You're gonna look hilarious."

  • And I was a little offended, you know?

  • 'Cause I was like..and now I'm seeing

  • me now and I'm like, I look so good in this

  • superhero costume that the only conclusion

  • that I could have is that, my agents are anti-Semitic.

  • (laughter)

  • And that's the You think that they will not

  • book you in a superhero role- Yes

  • because they are anti-simitic?

  • There are no Jewish superheros, none of them.

  • We don't even have a Jewish alter ego.

  • I think Robert Downey Jr. is Jewish.

  • He may be Jewish but Tony Stark is goy as hell.

  • (laughter)

  • Oh, I see. Excuse me.

  • That's a good point. I see what you mean.

  • That's a good point.

  • You know what? What?

  • Hollywood discriminates against Jews.

  • (laughter)

  • Yeah, it makes perfect sense.

  • Yeah, I'm just putting this together.

  • That's what everybody says.

  • Yeah, I wanna make sure I get to your project.

  • Do you? Do you really?

  • At this point, what's the difference, you know?

  • Come on.

  • I think it's important to mention

  • this movie that you're in called Most Likely to Murder.

  • Yes. Would you like

  • to tell us what that's about?

  • It's so much.

  • Most Likely to Murder is, uh,

  • I play like the coolest kid in high school.

  • This is crazy to talk about.

  • I just like, my favorite thing now is,

  • there are people that tune in

  • to these things late.

  • And they're coming in and they're

  • just seeing you talking about a

  • pretty normal movie that you're in and

  • this makes no sense.

  • (laughter)

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • But it doesn't make sense if you saw the whole thing so..

  • That's true.

  • There's no baseline for sense They're not missing anything

  • No You're right. You're right.

  • I didn't realize that this couch was red.

  • This used to be gray, I would've