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  • Hey, this is pretty exciting.

  • Last year, you may recall, I premiered a superhero suit

  • at Comic-Con, blew everyone away.

  • Well, this year we're taking it to the next level.

  • A superhero needs his ride.

  • He needs to get around.

  • I am going to build a super-vehicle,

  • and I'm going to do it with the help of these guys,

  • West Coast Customs. (applause)

  • They are the people that design cool cars.

  • They did things for Mad Max.

  • They did a Batmobile.

  • They've done 30, count 'em, 30 custom cars

  • for Shaquille O'Neal,

  • which is probably why he's doing

  • all those Icy Hot commercials. (laughter)

  • When the heat is on, the pain is gone.

  • Anyway, the point is this.

  • I need a vehicle.

  • We're gonna design it today, build it,

  • take it to San Diego for Comic-Con.

  • Sign of the devil, woo! (applause)

  • Makes no sense.

  • I'm going.

  • This is pretty exciting.

  • This is the guy who runs the joint, Ryan.

  • Ryan, how many years have you been working on

  • to customize cars?

  • About 27 years now.

  • 27 years.

  • Just give me a rough estimate.

  • What is something like this gonna cost this guy?

  • Ballpark. Between 50 and 75 grand.

  • I got a bit of a budget today.

  • Okay.

  • Did they tell you? No.

  • We're looking to spend about $400.

  • (laughter)

  • That's so cool.

  • (laughter)

  • This looks dangerous. Yeah, it's probably--

  • This Smurf looks like.

  • Was this Smurf struck by the car,

  • and rolled up over the top?

  • He looks like he's bleeding internally,

  • and he's not gonna make it,

  • and this one's a sociopath that doesn't care.

  • (laughter)

  • Hey Ryan, what do you think?

  • Could this be my superhero car?

  • Okay, tell me.

  • Conan, there's been a bank robbery.

  • You've got to get there right away.

  • Yeah, Conan, there's been a bank robbery.

  • You gotta get there right away.

  • You've gotta give it a little more urgency than that.

  • I'm sorry, sorry. It's a bank robbery.

  • There's a bank robbery going on right now.

  • You need to get there right away.

  • You gave it a little too much.

  • Let's take it down a step.

  • One more time.

  • Just say there's a bank robbery, we got--

  • There's a bank robbery going on right now.

  • You need to get there.

  • Still not satisfied, but okay.

  • I'll get them.

  • (laughter)

  • Oh, jeez.

  • Oh, god.

  • Okay, hold on.

  • Hold on.

  • Hold on.

  • There's nowhere for this foot to go.

  • Shut the door.

  • (laughter) Shut the door.

  • This doesn't really instill fear, does it?

  • God, who fits in this?

  • This is like the Kevin Hartmobile.

  • (laughter)

  • Hey, wait a minute.

  • Now we're talking.

  • This could be the skeletal frame of what we do, right?

  • Right.

  • You know what I like?

  • It's got no door.

  • I just jump in.

  • The knees come up a lot,

  • but we can adjust the seat maybe.

  • We can move the seat back.

  • 'Cause right now, this doesn't feel like,

  • "I'll get you, evil-doers!"

  • This is crazy.

  • This paint job right here.

  • Fast boat, kind of reminds you of fishing.

  • It reminded me of a whore

  • (laughter)

  • more than a fast boat, but yeah, we'll go with yours.

  • Okay. Yours is a

  • better association.

  • I wish I hadn't said whore, but I did.

  • (laughter)

  • That one's outta the...

  • That one's out.

  • So this is Musa.

  • Musa does, basically takes everything out of my mind

  • and puts it on paper.

  • And then this is Lorenzo to make sure

  • everything gets done.

  • Is it Musa?

  • Musa. Okay.

  • Say it again, Musa?

  • Musa. Now you got it.

  • Gentlemen, let's start hearing some ideas.

  • Women want to have sex with Conan in this car.

  • Men fear this car.

  • Animals want to be hit by this car.

  • (laughter)

  • I don't know why I added that, just something I thought of.

  • Is there a way we could get a sneak peak of this

  • dark uniform you wear?

  • Gentlemen.

  • Behold.

  • (cheers)

  • We want to get this image in, the hair.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Okay?

  • Don't sketch yet, Musa.

  • Just think. All right.

  • Think, then sketch. Okay.

  • This is something we should talk about.

  • Yeah, the package. The package.

  • Yeah.

  • This is an exact duplicate

  • of my own

  • extremities.

  • I want to also draw your attention, gentlemen,

  • to the ass. (laughter)

  • Now, again, it is sculpted.

  • You could crack walnuts with this thing,

  • and frankly I have. Oh.

  • You just, you really just, just grab it.

  • Musa, come here, come here. Mm-hmm.

  • Just get in here beside it and just grab that.

  • You see, now that's a man's ass.

  • Yeah, why would you do that?

  • [Ryan] Why would you?

  • That's--

  • You can say no, Musa.

  • I'm wondering if there's some sort of a (exhales)

  • shape, and let's not be afraid to

  • go with it.

  • Is there any point, maybe in the front of the car,

  • where there's a desk right here with a microphone,

  • you know what I'm saying?

  • I want to say something.

  • I know you've built some cars

  • for some pretty big celebrities.

  • I'm not just another celebrity coming in who wants a car.

  • I know the boy from the Sopranos called you last week,

  • and had you, you know, make him a custom something.

  • Okay, fine, he was good.

  • Don't know how he's doing now,

  • but he had his day, but I'm not that kid.

  • What's his name?

  • Find out Research, and flash it up.

  • [Announcer] Robert Iler.

  • There you go. (laughter)

  • Excellent.

  • Let's do it.

  • (tense music)

  • (cheers)

  • (heroic music)

  • Behold!

  • You've got the hair.

  • You've got the talk-show desk inside.

  • Cup-holder.

  • Check out that hood ornament, everybody.

  • (cheers)