Name: Rod Man Compares America To A Restaurant Under New Management CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2018-07-02T14:47:51.000Z
Duration: 6 min
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I feel the enthusiasm right of the top, yeah.

We are, yeah, New York, New York, New York.

(audience applauding) That's, that's where we at.

You got to keep your hands in your pocket

in New Yorks, yes, ya'll are busier around here, man.

and I like it 'cause y'all got a lot of good crosswalks,

'Cause I wasn't raised on the countdowns.

'Cause you don't know, you don't know when

with the man and the hand. (audience laughs)

Like man, that hand came up fast as hell right there.

But here, you see the countdown, let ya know.

I can walk back and forthin 34 seconds, man.

But yeah, man, but that's a beautiful and diversity, man.

That's what we gotta have, but diversity,

Don't, don't, yeah, don't, don't, don't, don't,

(audience cheers loudly) Yeah, let somebody...

Yeah, let's, let's bring the people in, man.

'Cause I know we under new management as a yeah,

It's like your favorite restaurant, and you went to,

ike man, them people don't own this store no more?

"You know like this, this don't taste like it used

(audience laughs) "to when other people had it."

that's going on with the whole Trump movement,

I knew he was going wrong, 'cause it's all about seasoning,

what you put in your food and ah, like in the cabinet.

Yeah, 'cause I come to your house and look at your cabinet,

that let me know, you know, how you gonna,

what kinda flavor you're putting in your greens.

And I was watching the selection, I was like man,

that's a, that's a lotta salt right there.

(uproarious laughter) That's a lotta salt.

(energetic applausr) lot of, lot of salt.

I said, you can't, you can't make any good greens

we gonna have high blood pressure right there.

And people say, "Oh, what about Ben Carson,

I say naw, that's accent right there, that's just accent.

That's not black pepper, that's substitute salt.

Take your time, take your time, take your time.

Go to different places sometime where you may not go.

Like I go to the city sometime, and I just pop up in places.

Like I like to go through the mall sometimes

just to see what people are doing at the mall.

What they, you know, selling at their little kioskses,

and that's a new word right there, Kiosk.

(audience giggles) You know, nobody was raised

Yeah, I've never said "at the kiosk over there", but ah.

I'm a big fan of the food court at the mall,