Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Video game culture needs to stop fetishizing skill. *Laughs* Crybabies! The physical glass ceiling when they get good mentality turns ableist *Laughs* *Laughs/Cries* Have you played "I wanna be the guy"? Have you played? it have you played it? if so, did you make it past the first... screen? My name is PewDiePie. I'm on a mission to beat this game based on my wonderful comments that are supporting me on this journey. *Magical melodies* Here we go! I've only died three three three times. Oh my god. That's half the devil times I don't even remember how to play.. Oh my god. Oh my god, we're here. Fine, it can't be that bad. Great Actually? nevermind. I forgot about that one all right. I know how to make it there Oh There's a bird. There's a bird. What do I do? Stop Stop Stop! You goddamn bird Stop! STOP! STOOOP!! Fuck Pace Magazine and polygon they were right. Games journalism was right. They were right all along I don't understand... There's so many steps. I have to jump this one, gotta watch out for them And then the Apple, and then the third. And it's like... Oh My God! Okay. Look at this perfect. Fir... I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do this on the first try First try baby come on Zero deaths, and then you walk back and then forward then... First try okay. You do the jump Then you walk back, then forward and then back You do the first jump... You do the first jump. You gotta wait for the timing You gotta wait for the timing, Do the... right. And then you gotta walk back, then forward, then back e.. You got to do the first jump... You got to do the first jump... You got to do the first jump, wait for the timing, you go in back and back and forth and... You got to do the first jump, right... First jump.. Oh I get it. Oh okay. I see, first try, okay, so.. First jump Stand there, and then you go back. I got it! look at that How easy that is, once you know how to do it And I didn't even watch a mexican... goddamnit. So you gotta jump up here. Watch out for... fucking bird! And then all the apples. All the apples. Okay... And the zombies at the same time, at the same time, you got it at the same time come on come on Easy Easy! Now. Now, more birds. That's fine. That's fine There's birds everywhere in life. You just gotta deal with it alright. Okay here. It comes here. It comes *slap* COME ON! Here we go, come on Get hyped, get hyped Come on! x9 Fuktchu Fuck you Fu... *Slams keyboard* *Imitating* "Cuphead is so difficult" "I don't know what t..." *slams table* I don't understand this jump. I just don't understand it. You have to understand the jump, to make the jump! You can't just jump! You have to know the jump. You have to breathe the jump. You have to be the... Godd... Come ooon! Wait for the right moment Felix, wait for the right moment Your time and will arise. Young child. Young child. Your time will come Oohh *moans* Now No Now Run Faaan... Look at this perfect skills, jump? Alright, look at this goddamn perfect skills we do the... f.. Look at these goddamn perfect skills We do the first jump... We go here When wait for the dangle, we jump perfect timing Now we watch out for the claw, and now we prepare ourself for the bird, we shoot the bird, first apple. Not a problem Shoot the zambies. Shoot the zambies. Watch out for apples, keep shooting zambies, more apples, more zambies What are you gonna do zambies? One other one. Another one. Oh it's good Oh he celebrates, but never! He's gotta shoot all the birds.. He's gotta shoot all the birds. He waits patiently for his right time. Just kidding! He goes for it! He goes through all of it. *grunts twice* He does it perfectly, but he only has one chance to blow eh Argh! That was so.. fduhu. Can't you just go up? *Cries* He cries like a little baby NO! Oh this is not good *Focused Pewds* Yes! Yes! Uh! *Laughts* *He's going insane* F... What now? What now? What are you gonna do? You know that shit's not gonna let me go there *exhales* Come on! I'm gonna count down from five... Five.. Four... Three... Two... It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a bird. I can, i ca.. It's gonna be a bird One... Are you fucking stupid? What was that? *sad flute* I didn't even jump it. I didn't even jump it *Pewds going insane* I didn't even jump it How about that? Whoaho! Looks like we have to do all this again! *chill drums* *chill music* Took a little break. Watch me, watch me do this on the first try. Watch me do it on first try First try watch me do it. Watch me do it on first try. First try watch me do it. First try, first try, first try watch me do it. Come on! First try, first try, first try First try, first try mother...truckers. BIRD! First try... First try is easy EASY... *screaming* EASY... E... E... E *Yells* First try! First try. Come on! Come on! *Speechless Pewds* *Insane Pewds* Fucking piece of shit! *Angry Pewds* That doesn't even make any sense Why did it move? Why did it go down? First try! Come on! *mumbles* Foam.. Fukskd i gotta fuck you unless you got Brrraah Brrraah Brrraah First try! First try! Zero deaths, zero deaths, zero deaaa... Zero... ZERO DEATHS! ZERO... How many deaths? zero zero serah SERA serah *singing* "Wherever you be, you be" serah! Serah, sera, zero deaths, sera, sera, zero deaths, sera... *Continues into "beatboxing"* brrrrah pah x16 pah x6 Pwah *yells* ZERO ZER... NOOOOO... *child-like voice* B, But i went back?.. But I went back! I can do this! I'm Felix (Mother Flipping) Kjellberg. Christian Channel. I respect wamen and dead memes. Thank you Thank you very much. Come on! You fuckka bakka makka.