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  • Hey hey!

  • Too loud noise bro. Why so loud?

  • What the hell are you?

  • What do I look like to you?

  • I don't know.

  • Look at the shoes?

  • Look at the ears.

  • I don't know an... an elf?

  • Yes genius an elf.

  • What's wrong with the elves around here, man?

  • Aren't elves supposed to be like happy and jolly?

  • Jolly.

  • What?

  • Do you know how many hours I work a day?

  • Nope.

  • 28!

  • That doesn't... that doesn't make any sense

  • Exactly.

  • I don't understand.

  • Guess how much they pay me.

  • No, I don't know how much you're paid.

  • Nothing, bro

  • They pay me in candy canes

  • Eight candy canes and how?

  • Look man, I can't be that bad you get to wear like a fun comfortable

  • costume all day...

  • I can't feel my balls in the soup. Feeling bro.

  • No, bro. No!

  • Oh my god.

  • I haven't washed this shit in 4 years

  • Alright. Okay, that's a personal choice. I'm just-

  • You know how cheap Santa is?

  • Bro, at least your girl didn't just leave you for some...

  • No, you had a girl

  • Yeah-

  • Last time I made love was with that reindeer over there.

  • Bro, at least some guy didn't steal your phone out of nowhere

  • What do you think made that phone? Who?

  • I don't know. Someone in China?

  • Yeah, that's probably true

  • Probably, I mean they make everything right

  • Okay... Okay, you're probably right about that

  • But they say an easy bro.

  • Please man, I gotta get out of here.

  • I just... How do I get out of here?

  • Are you sure you want to leave?

  • Yes, please. I just... I don't want any trouble.

  • The keys.

  • What keys?

  • *Sigh*

  • The keys.

  • Am I supposed to play the keys?

  • Yeah.

  • No

  • Can't you play something good like some Tupac or Biggie or something like that?

  • I don't know any Tupac or Biggie man. How's this?

  • Did you hear that?

  • Yeah, she's calling you.

  • B-But you don't have to go.You could chill here you know?

  • I'm gonna go

  • Just chill. Just-

  • Look man. It's good to meet you.

  • Ah! I made a new friend today really

  • All right good luck, bro

  • Okay.

  • Good luck.

  • Okay. Leave me

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