Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [CHURCH BELL RINGING] GREG HEFFLEY: Chocolate! SUSAN HEFFLEY: Oh Greg! GREG HEFFLEY: I'm not going in with a stain on my pants. SUSAN HEFFLEY: Fine. [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] FEMALE SPEAKER 1: Poop! He's pooped his pants! GREG HEFFLEY: It's chocolate, see? [ALARMED CROWD NOISES] MALE SPEAKER: On March 25th, Greg. SUSAN HEFFLEY: Did you drink all the soda? GREG HEFFLEY: [BURPING THE WORD "NO"] MALE SPEAKER: Rowley. ROWLEY JEFFERSON: This is what happens when we go to sleep. I'm never going to sleep ever again! MALE SPEAKER: Fregley. Chirag. Patty. PATTY FARRELL: Don't make me beat you up again! MALE SPEAKER: Manny. Holly. HOLLY HILLS: Hi Fregley. GREG HEFFLEY: She thinks I'm Fregley? COACH MALONE: That's gotta hurt. MALE SPEAKER: And Rodrick. RODRICK HEFFLEY: Get in. [TIRES SCREECH] [SCREAMING] MALE SPEAKER: In a whole new chapter of the wimpiest saga of all time. GREG HEFFLEY: I'm in the ladies. Ah! RODRICK HEFFLEY: It's about time, little bro, that you learn the secrets to an easy life. MALE SPEAKER: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Rodrick Rules. RODRICK HEFFLEY: Rule number one, always lower mom and dad's expectations. GREG HEFFLEY: I took a math test today, and I'm pretty sure I flunked it. FRANK HEFFLEY: Aw, Greg. GREG HEFFLEY: But, look! I got a C minus. FRANK HEFFLEY: At least you didn't fail.