GREG HEFFLEY: Chocolate!

SUSAN HEFFLEY: Oh Greg!

GREG HEFFLEY: I'm not going in with a stain on my pants.

SUSAN HEFFLEY: Fine.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

FEMALE SPEAKER 1: Poop!

He's pooped his pants!

GREG HEFFLEY: It's chocolate, see?

[ALARMED CROWD NOISES]

MALE SPEAKER: On March 25th, Greg.

SUSAN HEFFLEY: Did you drink all the soda?

GREG HEFFLEY: [BURPING THE WORD "NO"]

MALE SPEAKER: Rowley.

ROWLEY JEFFERSON: This is what happens when we go to sleep.

I'm never going to sleep ever again!

MALE SPEAKER: Fregley.

Chirag.

Patty.

PATTY FARRELL: Don't make me beat you up again!

MALE SPEAKER: Manny.

Holly.

HOLLY HILLS: Hi Fregley.

GREG HEFFLEY: She thinks I'm Fregley?

COACH MALONE: That's gotta hurt.

MALE SPEAKER: And Rodrick.

RODRICK HEFFLEY: Get in.

[TIRES SCREECH]

[SCREAMING]

MALE SPEAKER: In a whole new chapter of the wimpiest saga

of all time.

GREG HEFFLEY: I'm in the ladies.

Ah!

RODRICK HEFFLEY: It's about time, little bro, that you

learn the secrets to an easy life.

MALE SPEAKER: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Rodrick Rules.

RODRICK HEFFLEY: Rule number one, always lower mom and

dad's expectations.

GREG HEFFLEY: I took a math test today, and I'm pretty

sure I flunked it.

FRANK HEFFLEY: Aw, Greg.

GREG HEFFLEY: But, look!

I got a C minus.

FRANK HEFFLEY: At least you didn't fail.