-This is "The Last Black Unicorn."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Very personal, very funny.

Really, read this front to back. You will laugh.

There is a story in here about you at a bar mitzvah.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

-Yes, I do know what you're talking about.

-I couldn't believe -- I didn't know where it was going.

Were you, like, a hype man for a bar mi--

-I was the energy producer. My title is energy producer.

My job is to produce energy.

I get the party hype. See what I'm saying?

The party be right here, I bring it up to there!

[ Laughter ]

Like, the party be, like, everybody chillin',

like, just, "Yeah, we're eating."

I'm like, "Get up! Put them lox down!

It's time to dance! Mazel tov!"

-[ Laughs ]

-Mazel tov. -"L'chaim!" Yes.

-Mazel tov. -Yeah.

♪♪ Hava nagila ♪♪

♪♪ Hava nagila, hava ♪♪

[ Audience clapping rhythmically ]

-All right. Yeah. Really.

-Yeah, I turned it up.

-So you're an energy producer.

-Yeah, I was an energy producer.

-Energy producer. -Yeah, yeah.

So you produced energy.

-I produced energy, so I might tell jokes, I emcee,

I'd get choreographed routines, like, get the party --

just get the party going

'cause, you know, it's teenagers and, like, old people,

and you try to get them all to come together

and dance and party.

-All right. -Which is difficult.

-So, yeah, but you -- -But I did it. I got --

I toured the whole country doing it.

-You did? -Yeah. Yeah, the whole country.

I was killing it.

-So, you're at one in particular.

-Yeah, oh, so I was at this one party in particular

where there was an older gentleman --

he had to be, like, in his 80s or whatever --

and I got up and said, "Come on, grandpa! Let's dance!"

And I grabbed him by his tie and we were dancing and stuff

and having a good time.

And then I decided to turn it around on him

and drop it like it's hot, give him that booty action.

You know? And you just like, "Bop-bop!"

-Oh, all right. All right, all right, all right.

[ Laughter ]

How old was this gentleman?

-He had to be in his 80s.

And I'm dancing, I'm dancing, he's smiling and everything,

and I turned around on him and I'm dancing.

I look at the people's face in front of me,

and their faces were going like this, and then went...

[ Laughter ]

And I was like, "What?" And I turned around,

and he was on the ground on his back.

And I was like, "Oh, shoot!" Like --

They were trying to, like, revive him.

They ended up taking him to the hospital, and...

[ Sighs ]

...he passed away.

[ Audience gasps, laughs ]

[ Sad tuba notes play ] And I was like --

I didn't want to dance no more.

I felt like this ass is deadly, you know?

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

I -- My moves are killer, I got killer moves, you know?

So I didn't dance for months.

And then my boss is trying to get me back out there.

He's like, "Come on, Tiff. Come on."

I'm like, "I can't do it.

And then I got a letter from the guy's daughter,

saying, like, "Thank you so much."

Like, that's the happiest they had seen him.

They hadn't seen him have that much fun

or smile that much in so long,

and they sent me a little tip, like, a check with a tip,

and I was like, "Well, I guess I got to get

back on the floor again."

[ Laughter ]

"I'm bringing joy."

-And you're bringing joy to the world.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So another six years after that, I kept dancing.

You know, I was killing it. I did it 11 years total.

-Man, oh, man. -Yeah, there's probably a lot

of video footage of me just killin' it at the mitzvahs.

-Man, you got to put the time in.

Killin' it at the mitzvah.

-"Killin' It at the Mitzvah." That's a movie.

-"Killin' It at the Mitzvahs" is a movie, yeah.

I got to say, "Girls Trip," you were unbelievable,

I mean, with a great cast.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Latifah was on the show,

and she said to me, "Dude, write her name down --

Tiffany Haddish. Wait till you see what this girl is.

She's unbelievable. If you don't know her, write her name down.

She's going to be" -- And I was like, "Okay, okay."

And man, oh, man, was she right. You are just killing it.

-Thank you. -You are fantastic.

-Thank you. -Love you.

-Thank you. Thank you. -Everyone loves you.

-I mean, Latifah and Jada and Regina,

they made it such an awesome work environment

where they just allowed me to be me.

We all were, like, pretty much ourselves

and just really having fun.

And those women are the best co-workers I've ever had.

Like, they are amazing women,

and they allowed me to be myself.

They wasn't haters or nothing. Like, they was --

Latifah was always like, "Go, Tiffany, go for it. Go."

I was like, "You sure? You think I'ma get in trouble?"

She like, "Just do that [bleep]

[ Laughter ]

-Yeah, man. You more than held your own, man.

You were great. -Yeah.

-And now, "The Last O.G.,"

biggest in the history of comedy on TBS ever,

in the history of the network.

-Wow. -Well done. Not bad, pal.

-Well, you know -- [ Cheers and applause ]

-[ Imitates punches landing ]

Unh! Unh! Unh!

-My goal in life is to make history.

You know, I always wanted to be

the first black woman to do something,

and I'm, like, killin' that right now.

-[ Laughs ] You are. Definitely.

You are definitely, man.

How is our pal Tracy Morgan? I mean, he's --

-He's awesome. -He's the best, man.

-He's, like, always trying to give me advice.

-Yeah.

-"Tiffany, listen to me. You know I change your life.

Okay? I'll change it."

[ Laughter ]

You know what Tracy's always telling me?

He like, "Girl, you getting on my last nerve.

I'ma mess around and get somebody to get you pregnant

so you calm down."

[ Laughter ]

-He said that to me. He said that to me, too.

Yeah, yeah. He says it to me all the time.

-"Calm down." -"Jim."

He always call-- "Jim." -"Jim."

-Jim. -Yeah.

-He's the best. The idea of the show is funny.

It's basically, he grew up in Bed-Stuy Brooklyn,

he goes to jail, and he comes back to Brooklyn,

and now it's what it is now, kind of...

-Yeah. It's different.

-[ As Sara ] It's different now. -Yeah.

-And, uh, it's not the Brooklyn he once knew.

-Yeah.

-Who has the kombucha?

-[ Effeminate voice ] Who has the kombucha?

Guess which one's the best kombucha?

-We're eating seaweed now! -They're both good!

They're both good. -Yes!

-I made artisanal pickles.

-[ Laughing ] Yes.

-[ Normal voice ] Um...

-What is kombucha?

-Oh, I tried it once. I don't know what it is.

It's like...

-Old-ass tea?

[ Laughter ]

-Yes. It's old-ass tea. -It tastes like old tea

with soda in it.

Like, who put Sprite in this old-ass tea?

-No, I -- I want to show a clip.

Here's Tiffany Haddish [Laughs] Tracy Morgan in "The Last O.G."

Airs Tuesday nights at 10:30 on TBS.

Check this out, please. Oh, my goodness.

-What do you want?

-I'm just saying hello.

-Tray, stop calling me.

-When can I meet the kids, Shay?

-You want to see the kids? My kids?

-Our kids. -Oh, I don't know.

How about when you get a job

or volunteer at a community center?

Something.

In other words, make something of yourself.

All the adults in my kids' lives are positive role models,

and I very much want to keep it that way.

-So it would probably be a waste of time

to ask you to show your booty on camera, huh?

-Boy... -Shay, wait a minute.

-Get off my phone!

-Oh, my gosh. Tiffany Haddish! [ Cheers and applause ]