Name: Coghhh
Uploaded: 2018-04-19T09:59:56.000Z
Duration: 6 min 59 s
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So Jordan, I know Cortona is your favorite town in Italy.

Past simple

and my fake Italian friend from Long Island.

I now would like to move on to the great honor

We came here because Jordan, pretty much explicitly said,

I'm not concerned with having a big deal,

I don't care if I'm a big deal, a little deal,

I don't know who you are, I don't know who you are.

(arguments overlapping) are you on cocaine right now?

Grazie! We have heard that Jordan is a big deal here.

Listen, just listen to me. (audience laughter)

But, at least you'll know you experienced it my way.

I really don't, this glass is not balanced in the hand.

What are you smelling when you smell this wine?

In the same way warmth gives people comfort,

sometimes the chill of the forest gives people comfort.

I smell a need to construct a false identity.

Tuscany, as I've mentioned, is a region of meat.

And the meat of this region in particular is the tagliata.

They have a pasta al fumo which has bacon in it,

which I know you like, you're big on bacon.

It's got bacon, it's in this like, creamy tomato sauce.

Coffee keeps you up late at night, the ammazzacaffe,

the after dinner drink, puts you to sleep after the coffee.

I have the music and soul of an Italian person

when I'm here, I just don't have the words.

You're clearly not Italian, I mean, look at you.

You know, look at the way you're dressed,

look at your physical condition, I mean there

I'm saying that there are different body types.

I think you're heavier than the average Italian.

Let's just say heavier, not that that's a bad thing.

Maybe you're stronger, maybe it'll keep you warm.

But, I'm saying you're clearly bigger than an Italian man.

You would've thought that your body is perfect?

it's the only way I can actually become erect.

Because, I'm lean and I had a big problem with the coldness.

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