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  • I'm kind of in a pickle,

  • and I could really use some advice.

  • I'm clinically intrigued by the society of mole people.

  • I'm -- [Chuckles]

  • I'm clinically intrigued

  • by the society of, like, mole people

  • living under the city.

  • Have you heard of the mole people?

  • Sal: My P.O. says I can't lay on the grate

  • to communicate with them anymore.

  • But my P.O. says

  • I can't lay on the sewer grates

  • and communicate with them anymore,

  • so I'm getting a lot of --

  • I know this makes me sound crazy. I swear I'm not.

  • But I think one of them's really taken a shine to me.

  • But I think one of them's really taken a shine to me.

  • Do I take the risk?

  • I don't know if my P.O.'s watching me right now, or..

  • For talking to mole people?

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • What?

  • What?

  • All right, cool. Thanks, buddy, thank you.

  • Murr: That was unexpected.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It's all about the body language in the park, you know that.

  • I have to look like I have a dilemma.

  • Oh, I got something I'm dealing with.

  • Q: You look like a Southern belle with the vapors.

  • Thank God you're here.

  • Let me bend your ear for a minute.

  • I gotta bend your ear for a minute.

  • I got a situation

  • I need your help with.

  • Hang up with them.

  • Sal: He just calls her right over!

  • I promised myself I was gonna solve this problem by 1:30.

  • I'm dealing

  • with a dilemma.

  • I need you to --

  • I need an objective opinion.

  • I bought an old-timey train ticket to New Hope.

  • I just bought

  • an old-timey train ticket

  • to New Hope, Pennsylvania.

  • But my racist friend Chen Chili got one, too...

  • But my racist friend

  • Chen Chili bought one, too.

  • And now, my probably-black friend is coming, as well.

  • And my probably-black friend

  • is gonna come.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • So, my friend's probably black,

  • but Chen Chili's definitely racist.

  • So, what do I do?

  • Don't sit in the same car.

  • So, segregate them

  • is what you're saying.

  • If I wanna see Chen Chili --

  • so I do a kind of "Mrs. Doubtfire" scenario.

  • Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, thank you. You solved my dilemma. Appreciate it.

  • Murr: Well done, Joe.

  • That was easy.

I'm kind of in a pickle,

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