Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles I'm a famous clown in a flower crown My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts My channel takes you through my bedroom routine It's just between you and me And 100,000 other tweens Don't care for money, don't care about the fame I'm just collabing with my friends Though I only know their screen names After five minutes a week you think you know me offline I exploit fandoms for a bottom line I... Conjure fame with challenge vids and I... Play drinking games to target kids And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, wheeeee Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture The YouTube Cult Hey guys I'm on tour So tug on mommy's hair If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire Ha, ha, hopping town to town in my first class flight Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write YouTubers had morals back in 2011 More virgins were at VidCon than in al-Qaeda heaven Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon Copycat cashing in Quality to quantity It's Kubrick to Kardashian I... Idolize your idle eyes and I...'m Monetizing kissing guys and And I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it, whooooo Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle YouTube Lie Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture The YouTube Cult There's a mystery to being at the top People think I'm divine But the truth is We're not heroes We just play some online I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god So I didn't write my book Jesus didn't write the Bible I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23 So love me and I'll love you more Cause I love the way you love me My church is a merch store I...'m Privileged, white, and rich, and male, and You... are not So worship at my YouTube sale I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you "deify" me Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation The YouTube Sin Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle YouTube Lie Welcome, welcome I said Welcome to the YouTube Cult Cheers! Subscribe! Hey, I just wanted to say a big thank you To everybody who came to my ugly room and shot this video So guys what are your channels? (incoherent and shameless self-promotion) So click on their face if you want to see any of that Bye!