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  • I'ma blast your brains

  • Talking full-on sex

  • (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)

  • I had a cold one time, then I licked myself

  • Why don't y'all just float off, now you're useless

  • I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny

  • There she go

  • Now watch me flow

  • A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week

  • I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato

  • We're here for too long

  • We gotta run, ok?

  • I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it

  • I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it

  • If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it

  • When I count to three dismount

  • Oh, the night is young

  • Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn

  • We'll probably do it on the couch

  • While my roomie's out hiking

  • So take if off and bite your tongue

  • I think that I ought to confess

  • But I don't want the keys to your van

  • We can shoot a unicorn

  • Girl, I know you'll like the horn

  • And I'm gonna keep you warm

  • Till you wake up in the morning

  • I know you ain't a bitch

  • Oops

  • I didn't mean to do that

  • The guy behind you just soiled his underwear

  • Ohhh

  • (sniff, sniff)

  • Umm, maybe YOU did it

  • Hey, that's ok girl!

  • Them strawberries look juicy

  • Oh, the night is young

  • Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn

  • We'll probably do it on the couch

  • While my roomie's out hiking

  • So take if off and bite your tongue

  • And hope my roommate don't come home

  • Bite your tongue

  • And hope my roommate don't come home

  • Yeah, she did it.

  • I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe

I'ma blast your brains

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"Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé

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    Vita posted on 2013/09/16
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