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  • - Oh no! - [Right woman] Whoa!

  • - Oh no! - [Right woman] No!

  • - People are gonna be dropping some

  • love you long times potentially.

  • - I'm sure it'll be super stereotypical.

  • - Any like coded language for an Asian person

  • I expect to find in porn.

  • - Just looking at these titles,

  • it already looks pretty terrible.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Let's just get this over with (laughing).

  • - [Left woman with long hair] Let's watch this.

  • - [Right woman with short hair] "The Asian Babysitter

  • Is Scared."

  • You know what's funny?

  • Is like I like don't like kids that much,

  • so every time I was an Asian babysitter,

  • I was really scared.

  • - This angle also, oh my god!

  • She's upside down!

  • - Like this woman's in her twenties.

  • She's dressed like a little girl.

  • And she's wearing like - [Left woman] She has like

  • - pigtails. - [Left woman] pigtails

  • - [Left woman] like up to here, with like a baby-doll

  • crop-top and like shorts.

  • - He's treating her like a child.

  • - Oh god. He just like--

  • - He just pushed - [Right woman] flung her down

  • - Yeah! He pushed her down. - [Right woman] and held her.

  • - And just put...

  • - She basically made a night stick innuendo.

  • - But she did it bad.

  • - Oh no! - [Right woman] Whoa!

  • - Oh no! - [Right woman] No!

  • (women screaming)

  • - Oh my god. He's like putting his night...(exclaiming)

  • - Like the actual night stick,

  • oh god. - [Right woman] Not his dick!

  • - [Left woman with long hair] "Sharon Lee -

  • Maid Who Knows How To Please."

  • - Okay, so now there's like this Asian maid.

  • She doesn't speak English.

  • And she just says, (laughing)

  • "Sex. I want sex."

  • - So intense right now.

  • (laughing)

  • - I'm like-- - [Left woman] Aright!

  • - everything's clenched.

  • (tapping the table)

  • - I haven't seen one Asian guy in this too.

  • I realized that.

  • It's only been like-- - [Left woman] Yeah.

  • - Asian women and white men.

  • - Is she speaking Japanese?

  • - She just like opened her legs like, "Don't go!"

  • - She was just speaking English earlier.

  • - [Woman with short hair] "Old Guy Gets A Happy Ending

  • By An Asian Massage Girl."

  • - Why, why are you giving us old men?

  • - Yeah, now the masseuse is naked.

  • But the client is not, which makes no sense.

  • - The mature and responsible old man

  • with the horny and uncontrollable and Asian woman

  • essentially is what's happening.

  • - Oh my!

  • Oh my god! - [Right woman] Oh my god!

  • (laughing)

  • - On the walls of this house, there's a lot of like

  • old Asian men with like buns and like warrior clothing.

  • - Oh my god.

  • - He sounds like an animal.

  • Also, she didn't finish.

  • That's not fair.

  • It wasn't enjoyable to watch really.

  • - I was expecting like we have Asian guy and Asian girls.

  • - Oh no. I completely expect the Asian girls only.

  • - Oh, really.

  • - if you don't grow up in like a diverse area,

  • and you're only exposed to Asian women,

  • like through your media, or through your porn,

  • like you're gonna have a super warped idea

  • of what it means to be an Asian woman.

  • And you're also probably gonna think that

  • Asian men just don't exist.

  • Fuck racist porn. (tapping on the table)

  • Only do nice porn.

- Oh no! - [Right woman] Whoa!

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