I won that tournament!

Fucking Chuck Norris!

Yep! Hope you're all happy now.

Good guy wins, bad guy loses.

Big fricking surprise!

I love happy endings.

You know, that's the problem with the American Cinema.

Can't handle any complexity in it, you know?

Don't make me think, I just want to be entertained!

Alright, fine!

You want a little something something for the ride home?

Check these boobs out for size.

Playing "Milkshake" by Kelis

You're happy?

Fatty make a funny?