Name: PORN WATCHING SIMULATOR | N.S.F.W (Not a Simulator For Working)
Uploaded: 2018-04-05T03:49:44.000Z
Duration: 8 min 59 s
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Have you ever been working one day and you wanted to look up gratuitous amounts of porn?

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what is give video games but the thing that can make you sim--

Hang on! I gotta put on my smartness ***** and *****

Have you ever been working at an office and one day you wanted to--

God, this is the worst intro I've ever done....

A game where you simulate, working.....While not working.

Because not working involves looking up porn.

So that's exactly what we're gonna do, and -- what the hell is the "fun scale?"

*Grumbles* I don't know what any of that means...

Equipped? What does that mean that I've got it equipped?

And what is that? A dick flask? And why does it got a plus sign by it, what does that mean?

Email "Welc - " OH a tu-tu-turorial! I'll do this.

"Welcome to 'Ndrey, Sudim, Flare and Wida' Creative Agency.

For your first day with us, please finish all of your training videos."

Oh, I'll finish all of my training videos, alright.

"You can do it! Start to be healthy and trust me you can manage the stress in your life. Your only friend, Marcell"

Thanks! As a proud Stefan, I really need that support.

"Cherry is just like any other computer. Click to get that and click to get this"

*Singing* Ah ha, working here! Doing work! Looking at work!

*Singing* Hey! Doing work! Love to work! My work is...

"We have received a substantial evidence that you have had done unethical act in the company. We hereby declare you 'fired'

I can't goddamn hear them coming down the street!

Everyone can hear ME cumming down the street!

*Pervy voice* Oh yeah, that's the stuff...

*Singing* A-oh, I'm doing work! Doing work!

Look at you! You're not working. You should do some work. (Music continues)

(Footsteps) Is that him walking away, or is that him coming back?

Salutations, fellow employee, I've been doing a proje... *Growls*

I don't know what that means. (Singapore dollars?)

*Laughs* I will spend all my hard earned money on buying more porn! :D

"Shades of Lo-" Ohh. Oh. Whew, woah, WOAH!

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PORN WATCHING SIMULATOR | N.S.F.W (Not a Simulator For Working)

awkward

suck

avoid

substantial