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  • Twitch is gonna ask a question that he's gonna have us name three

  • of something in a category, like three types of cars.

  • And we have five seconds to answer and

  • then hit that, cuz we have to beat it in five seconds.

  • I guess I'll go first to show you how it's going.

  • Okay.

  • >> Okay Ellen, name three Kardashians.

  • >> Khloe, Kim, Kris [SOUND].

  • >> Kris?

  • >> Nice, Kris.

  • >> Is that the mom?

  • >> The mother, yeah.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I'm watching OJ, I know this.

  • Yeah. >> Okay.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> Yeah.

  • Me too.

  • >> All right, Julie,

  • name three TV shows with family in the title.

  • >> Modern Family, Family Ties and [SOUND] The Brady Bunch.

  • >> All in the Family.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> My God.

  • >> I know, it's hard.

  • Like when you get- >> This is hard.

  • >> You're gonna be laying awake at night, going All in the Family.

  • >> I know. >> Okay, okay.

  • >> All right, Ellen tell us three reasons why you would want to have kids.

  • >> Well, because there's cute clothing for them and they can sweep and

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Can we make tiny sweepers?

  • >> Yep.

  • >> They're so cool.

  • >> They love to sweep, they make them for kids.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And

  • then the last one was I can cut their hair.

  • >> That's good too, that's good too >> Okay Julie.

  • Tell us three reasons why you wish you didn't have kids.

  • >> My gosh, I would like to laugh and not pee.

  • I would like to sleep eight hours through the night.

  • I would like to not have to wear a bra like a holster.

  • [APPLAUSE] Did I do it? I got that one. >> No, you did not.

  • >> I didn't? >> No.

  • >> You didn't.

  • >> I really thought I was knick knack.

  • >> No, you were out of time after

  • the first one, but. >> Dagnabbit.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> All right.

  • >> Okay, Ellen, name three things you

  • can do in the kitchen besides cook. >> Uh-oh.

  • >> You can clean counters,

  • you can count paper towels. >> [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> That's a fun one.

  • And look.

  • >> The amount of times I've sat there

  • counting paper towels.

  • >> Okay Julie. >> What else can you do in a kitchen?

  • >> Okay.

  • >> Read?

  • Do it. >> Do it.

  • >> Yeah, that was the obvious.

  • >> You can do it.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> You can cut hair.

  • You can cut the hair of tiny children.

  • And them to have them sweep it up.

  • >> Yep. >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Okay, Julie?

  • >> Yes. >> Name three places besides the bedroom

  • where you've been intimate.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Nowhere, nowhere, and a car.

  • [SOUND] >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

  • >> [APPLAUSE] I'm boring.

  • I wouldn't, I'm like warm gin and cashews.

  • People are not excited.

  • Waspy and dull, you know, bed.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Okay, Ellen.

  • Name three acceptable excuses for being late.

  • >> I was doing it in the kitchen, and I was

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> I overslept.

  • [SOUND] And something else.

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> [LAUGH] I was doing it in-

  • >> I'm sorry,

  • I was- >> I was doing it in the kitchen.

  • >> I was doing it in the kitchen.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> You know.

  • You don't wanna sit on that counter now.

  • [LAUGH] This is good, this is a great segway.

  • Julie, name three things that are sticky.

  • [LAUGH] >> Hair spray, jam, syrup.

  • >> Good one, you got it.

  • >> Nice, nice.

  • >> You finally got one! [APPLAUSE] I got one.

  • Man, this is hard.

  • >> No, Andy.

  • We'll stop when we want to.

  • You're always trying to boss me around.

  • >> OK.

  • Ellen, name three animals you wish you could have as a pet.

  • >> Monkey, goat, and a bunny.

  • [SOUND] [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Nice.

  • >> Can we challenge the goat?

  • Do you really want a goat?

  • >> I do. A little tiny I'd love to have a goat.

  • >> It can mow for you.

  • >> No they just [SOUND].

  • They. >> [LAUGH]

  • >> And they hop on all fours not just two

  • at a time just all fours.

  • All right. >> Yes.

  • >> One more okay last one.

  • >> Okay ready?

  • >> All right Julie.

  • >> Yeah. >> In your best Sophia Vergara voice

  • >> Tell us three of your costars' names.

  • >> Eric Stonestreet, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Ty,

  • I don't know his last name it don't matter.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE]

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