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  • So, this happened

  • [Classical music plays]

  • Well yeah, but no like show- show earlier

  • Past Anna: [Sigh] I'm so horny

  • No after that nobody needs to see that Past Anna: Yo you want to fuck, homie?

  • I mean in so many words, but that wasn't exactly how -- who the fuck is running these cutaways?

  • Yeah So basically I texted a co-worker that I know and asked him if you want to come over and have meaningless sex one time

  • So we did and of course the next morning.

  • Matthew: It was great to see you.

  • Anna: Yeah, thanks so much for having me or coming over, uh, the sex you get it. You get it.

  • Matthew: Well, you're welcome. I'll see you soon.

  • Anna: See you soon. Bye.

  • Anna:Now that I've obtained his dick

  • I must obtain his heart because of course I

  • Can't just have a one-night stand without my emotions and heart and head getting all confused

  • no, that would just make life way too easy, right? So I did what I do best

  • I was mega extra. Hey, want to hang? What are you doing? What are your thoughts about aliens? I felt like a total idiot

  • I mean here I was telling this guy I could be casual and do this thing one time

  • And it would be all fine, and then just immediately turning around and giving him the exact opposite signal

  • I think the good news is even when you're a hypocrite as long as you're communicative, you're probably okay

  • Matthew: I'm confused.

  • Anna: I totally understand. I'm so sorry

  • Anna: It's just I'm used to being in a relationship and heavily relying on an emotional connection

  • Anna: ...and you're such a great person that when we got physically intimate I got really confused and thought you're the person I'm supposed to be with

  • Anna: Now but I got all my feelings orders that we're good to go

  • Matthew:Wow, okay, that makes sense. I mean I am the first person you hooked up with since your breakup, right? Yeah, that's totally normal

  • Matthew:We're good. You're fine now

  • Matthew: I'm glad we had this talk.

  • Anna: Thank you so much for understanding, and I'm really sorry again. Do you want to stay and have dinner?

  • Matthew: No

  • Anna: Okay, sorry old habits die hard

  • Matthew: Yeah, don't worry about it.

  • Anna:I really wanna get married and have kids at some point. So you know looking for a meaningful relationship

  • Matthew: Right, yeah.

  • Anna:Yeah want to lock it down

  • Anna: Really want to get that half a baby!

  • Matthew:Half a baby?

  • Anna: Baby, it's like a half-white, half-Asian, baby. They're really beautiful.

  • Matthew: Like half Asian, half British, or...?

  • Anna: It could be! If you're down

  • Matthew: Yeah, I mean, I'll think about it.

  • Anna: Okay.

  • Matthew: Should I?

  • Anna: Yeah, sure.

  • Matthew:I'll catch you soon.

  • Anna:Okay, bye! Live and learn.

  • Now I know that

  • I am not built to have one-night stands because I crave

  • Emotional connection more than I do physical ones and trying to be sexually intimate with a caveat of it being casual is beyond the scope

  • Of my maturity levels so I guess my advice to you is to figure out what you want and be very upfront about it even

  • If you quickly realize-oh, no, I was wrong. I am not built for this- just own up to it.

  • It'll be fine. I'm Anna Akana, see you soon.

  • Anna:Thank you so much to Matthew for being in today's episode. You can actually click on his adorable face to follow this channel on

  • Dating and relationships. I watched a bunch of his videos, and they're all really amazing.

  • Matthew: Thank you.

  • Anna: Yeah, thank you

  • Matthew:Feeling's mutual

  • Anna: Oh yay, thanks, and thank you for all the great advice on dating because it's totally applicable to my life right now

  • Matthew: I hope it helps everybody

  • Anna: Yeah. Don't forget to follow his channel and check out all his great stuff. Thanks for watching, bye!

So, this happened

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