Name: Trump Fires Rex Tillerson: Couple Things
Uploaded: 2018-03-19T05:40:14.000Z
Duration: 2 min 55 s
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which brings us to a segment we call "Couple Things."

Even when you get fired from Dominoes, the manager takes you

into that crappy little office and tells you to your face.

Tweets are for finding out which band is in town

or which airline was mean to Chrissy Teigen.

And, of course, Trump didn't fire Tillerson to his face,

just like he didn't fire James Comey to his face.

Trump wants no part of giving you bad news.

That's why he's jumping at the chance to meet with Kim Jong Un.

"He's how short? Oh, I'll look like a giant next to him."

I'm not saying Rex Tillerson was a great Secretary of State.

He had the energy of a 14-year-old bloodhound

He always looked like he was walking through a fart cloud.

But if you're gonna fire competent secretaries

let me refer you to Betsy DeVos' appearance

but "60 Minutes" is also her longest work day so far.

Also, a side thing, why fire Tillerson today?

Well, just yesterday, Tillerson said the attempted poisoning

of an ex-spy in London "clearly came from Russia

and that the incident will trigger a response."

Hey, just don't -- He just didn't know the response

hopefully what we're seeing with the resignation

of Gary Cohn and the firing of Rex Tillerson

is the end of this myth that serious people

If the White House is a fraternity in an '80s movie,

Tillerson was the dean, and the dean never wins

"Now, listen up, Delta house, I'm going out of town

for a business trip, and I don't want trouble while I'm gone."

"Oh, sure thing, Dean Tillerson. I promise.

I promise we won't do anything to get you fired."

Final thing, the only thing more puzzling

than people agreeing to work for Donald Trump

I mean, I get the first few ninjas who thought

they could take down Uma Thurman in "Kill Bill,"

"Oh, I get it. If I come at her from the right.

I do feel some sympathy for the Cohns and Tillersons

of this administration, but in the same way

I feel sympathy when someone gets attacked by a gorilla

And that my first thought is, "Oh, that's horrible."

"Why'd you go into the [bleep] gorilla cage?"

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Trump Fires Rex Tillerson: Couple Things

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