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  • PHAH!

  • DAH! *Powering rage*

  • *Release the kraken*

  • ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *Armagedden roar.* (R.i.p ear-drums.)

  • *Cringy intro*You think *pant* you think *pant* I'm not gonna beat this game

  • You think-?

  • *Panting*

  • You think- *Single pant*

  • I'M NOT GONNA BEAT THIS GAAAME?!

  • *Inhales souls of innocent*

  • BWEEH~

  • Eeeee Z!

  • This game is f****** easy(true tho,very true)

  • This game... IS FFKN easy!

  • Oh this part. Oh this part. Oh It'S tHiS pArT eVeRyBoDy!

  • Oh this part. Oh this part. *Changes to retarded voice* Oh It'S tHiS pArT eVeRyBoDy-

  • remember? remember this one?? you gotta go on the lamp

  • -remember? Remember this one?? You gotta go on the lamp-

  • Hu-cha!

  • Hu-cha!

  • uh- Or you can do that.

  • For some reason that works.

  • I have vERY LITTLe patien. LEFT

  • but I'M GoInG tO bEaT tHiS gAeM

  • IF IT's THE LAST THING I'LL DOo

  • "But Felix, you are just at the beginning of this game it gets much" sHUT THE FFUu

  • Do you see this? do you see that? not anyone can do that my friend!

  • I'm not I'm calling you a friend out of charity alright. You are mere a viewer to me

  • I'm not, I'm calling you a friend out of charity, alright? You are mere a viewer to me (wow burn)

  • That's right. listen up. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of this fucking mountain

  • I'm tired of everything you have to rep- What is it? There's some sand on my mouse pad, so I'm having sand in my

  • o o f (rip orange)

  • Go away, apple (it's an orange lol), okay, so here we go. this is it. This is quite. The this is quite the SH

  • Shdebacle as we say in Sweden. You know what that it, what a shdebacle. you gotta gently push her up

  • No, you fucking fucking shit. I am so fucking tired of redoing this shit

  • HeRe We ArE aGaIn everyone!!

  • Isn't this great??(no)

  • This is just great! We just get to.. get to know each other, you and me, Mr. Table!

  • huh? we get to know each other! quite well! ab- a little bit more, than I would like!

  • and by a little bit I would say an eternity, approximately.

  • OH

  • JESH!

  • *CLAP* CHE

  • Alright, keep it cool Felix. You've got this, my man, my brother

  • my neighbour! good job Felix

  • *horse snort*

  • What the fuck? how are you slipping there? how are you slipping there, my fam? if you slip there

  • You´re definitely gonna slip anywhere else. All right here. We go. This is the ultimate test of slippery

  • You´re definitely gonna slip anywhere else all right here. We go. This is the ultimate test of slippery

  • as I like to call it. try to make sure that I have as much mouse pad to work with as just humanely...

  • Okay, we're falling but it's okay it's okay its ok itsokitsok

  • oof. Jesus.

  • OOOAAAAAAOOAAAAHHH!!!

  • Okay, we're fine. We just gotta.. we gotta get up there again. Don't fall down because I'll be fucking annoyed. Thank you

  • It's just a test of slippery. It's a test of slippery.

  • A test of slippery, are you slippery or are you-

  • n- hey. motherfucker. hey.

  • That's not- that's not good enough is it

  • *spits on his hands*

  • *contemplating life choices*

  • I have spit all over my wall

  • No itsk dontpanicdontpanic

  • d o n ' t

  • *nut*

  • *pure rage*

  • What the hell, how did the orange come back? go away! you ruined my life, that stupid orange

  • (lol)

  • STAHP

  • Stop!! where's the game journalist difficulty when you want it, huh?

  • where's the game journalist difficulty when you want it, huh?

  • *exhales pain*

  • (cheeky lic)

  • ok. OK.

  • *pewds being satisfied*

  • Yeeees!!!

  • I'M BACK, THE GAME! yOU CAN GLITCH OUT

  • HEY! it´s the cat everybody you can glitch out as much as you like buddy as much. I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back

  • I'm just fuckin gonna come back.

  • oh wow it looks like you'rE A MORON. good walkthrough, fucking idiot.

  • oh wow it looks like you'rE A MORON. good walkthrough, fucking idiot.

  • *instant karma*

  • oh. no. oh

  • *laugh cries* what's wrong with me? i need help. i'm scared (ʘ﹏ʘ)

  • I can't do this. what the fu-

  • This is not that bad, this is not that bad. I know I can do it. I've done it many times

  • I know I can do it. I have faith in myself

  • by the power of God and anime on my side. It's not that hard. It's really. It's not, it's not that hard

  • It's actually quite easy the more i think about it

  • It's laughable that I've been struggling on this bit because I mean let's get real here everyone, minna-san(everyone)

  • This bit is quite easy. It's, it's like uh

  • making love to uh.. another...

  • chicken

  • the chicken may think: "wow, this is, this is great"

  • and so may you think!

  • But the FBI may think something completely different, which is honestly, which is honestly just

  • just like how it is to play this game. I think it summarizes it... quite well, quite well

  • You gotta get the FESTEH as we call in Sweden. Yeah!, you know what that means? Yeah!, you fucking do, well

  • You gotta get the FESTEH as we call in Sweden. Yeah!, you know what that means? Yeah!, you fucking do, well

  • It doesn't mean scrata-Oh God. Let's not do that again. Okay? Here's what I'm gonna. Do I'm gonna imagine drawing a circle a perfect

  • It doesn't mean scrata-Oh God. Let's not do that again. Okay. Here's what I'm gonna. I'm gonna imagine drawing a circle a perfect

  • a perfect circle, okay, we're gonna draw a circle

  • Here we go.. down, no okay, alright, sometimes when you draw circles in life,

  • It doesn't always work out! and that's fine. That's fine

  • My hands are like sweating

  • I'm solving the drought crisis in California. Maybe I'm trying too hard

  • Maybe I just need like a little bit.

  • Oh, okay, that actually, that actually makes sense.

  • i did it. I used my great superior mind, and I did it. so what I've been trying to do is like

  • OOAAAAH

  • But now I try to like just lift down instead and I made all the difference

  • Thank God, okay. I think I think I think I think I can do it now. I can climb this church

  • I can climb the church. I am a SWISSTIAN CHANNELAND I CAN CLIMB THE CHAAARCH

  • Mr. Cat!

  • I'm not gonna make the same mistake that I [?] it's so weird

  • I know what the mistake that I make is, I know perfectly what I need to do!

  • Perfectly, but the fucking cat. HEY, it's the Thumbs Up Of Death™, everybody!

  • isn't that nice? isn't that just

  • Voary nice!

  • oh itsokitsokitsok

  • OH

  • Look at that. It's so easy. Let's do the same thing twice.

  • You tried. too slow is better than too fast, remember, too slow is better than too fast, too slow is better than too fast

  • You're the turtle. channel your inner turtle, Pewds.

  • You fucking bitch, like, honestly.

  • to slow is better than to fast

  • I was a little too fast there, but whatever

  • There it is. hey, mister thumb, WANNA GLITCH OUT AGAIN ON ME? fucking asshole

  • actually I'm stuck, okay.

  • Nope, Jesus lordords thumby. listen. I would stick that up my ass if it meant that I could complete this

  • I'm not joking. too slow is better than too fast.

  • YES!

  • BOOYAH!

  • C O M E O N !

  • YESH

  • ALMOST!

  • Almost over Felix.

  • It's almost, you're almost over at the worst part, come on, come on, come on, show your squad fam(jutsu) that you're a real man

  • What the fuckery was that? goddaMNIT!! I'm imagining

  • babies

  • Turning into fountains of gold. think of the babies and the golden fountains

  • think of the babies and the golden fountains. what in the assfuckery was that?

  • Don't push away, you sucking nipple tearing twister. babies and mountains

  • babies and mountains

  • Babies and mountains, babies and mountains, babies and mountains

  • Babies and mountains, what do I do here? babies and mountains? He's gonna slide down isn't he?

  • Babies and mountains, babies and mountains, we are SO CLOSE.

  • Get over it first

  • summit first

  • celebrate later

  • So close, my god, I am going to die

  • please just

  • YEEESS

  • Marzia.

  • i DiD iT.

  • I did it, Marzia!

  • yOU THOUGHT I cOuLdN'T DO it, dID yA?

  • Leave a like. leave a like.

  • Leave a like. get this to trending. gEt ThIs To TrEnDiNg. cOME ON EVERYbody, if we ALL WORk TOGETHER

  • It's squad fam

  • squad fam

  • PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [subtitles edited by Leon The Puppet ;v]

PHAH!

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