Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (catchy pop beat) (dramatic music) - I'm gonna need a raise, I just told him I need Hello and welcome to Not At The Movies. The show where we discuss the movies we haven't seen but have a lot of opinions about. - It's that time of year again: trophy season. And we're here to talk about the top contenders of 2018. First up is The Florida Project. Now, I haven't seen this film, but it's an overrated piece of poverty porn. - Grant, I scrolled past that exact same headline, and I couldn't agree more. - Now I actually more than scrolled past it, I clicked on it and I read the headline, so. - Oh my god. Well you know what I also read that the ending sucks. So that must be true, it was in two different places. - Well, that tears it. This movie's a garbage pile, don't waste your time. - Absolutely. Up next, Lady Bird. What can I say about Lady Bird? Wow, so good. From what I've heard. I haven't seen it, but it is the greatest coming of age story anyone has ever told. - I completely agree. - Six of my friends told me that this movie was so me. - It is so you. - Stop. - And hello?! It's a female director. Let's start supporting women when it's convenient for me. - Moving on, a film that I haven't seen that I would love to discuss is The Shape of Water. Not Guillermo del Toro's best work. Now, when you compare it to earlier masterpieces, like Pan's Labyrinth or The Devil's Backbone, I haven't seen those, it just does not hold up. - Well that's where I'm gonna have to disagree with you, Grant. - Uh oh. - I mean, we shouldn't judge an artist by their previous works that we haven't seen. We should be judging them by what we're not seeing today. - Well, I guess you're not seeing not what I'm not seeing. - Now that's something we can both agree on. Moving right along, Call Me By Your Name. Now, this is a masterpiece in filmmaking from what I hear, and I don't know why there aren't more pictures like it. - I heard it was kind of overrated from a friend of mine. - Well, he sounds straight. Studios are afraid to take risks on films like this because they think no one will go and see it. Like we didn't go and see it. - Can't argue with that. This next film is nominated for Best Picture, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it. Star Wars, The Last Jedi. Now, I haven't seen this film, but it's completely ruined my childhood. It's thrown out all of my baby pictures, it's killed everyone I met before the age of 10, and it's ruined the franchise. - Well I haven't seen it yet either, but I do love to disagree. So I thought it was innovative, subversive, and exactly what the franchise needed, I would assume. - Well you're wrong and you're a stupid person and you should shut up. (Ally laughs) - Last in our review is Get Out. Now I haven't seen this film yet. - What?! You haven't seen Get Out? - I mean I'm definitely going to see it, but Wait, you have? - Yeah, I loved it! I mean, I saw the first three minutes cause I put it on super late, I fell asleep, but I had dreams about racism so I think I get it. - The first three minutes. - I think they're gonna end up together. - I hope so. - Yeah. - Well, Grant, who do you think is taking home the big trophy this year? - Well I think Get Out, because I'm not racist. - Well I'm gonna go with Call Me By Your Name because I'm not homophobic. - (laughs) Well that does it for us. We'll see you - [Together] Not At The Movies! (Ally laughs) - You don't forgot his free billboard. - [Ally] Oh my gosh, that problematic piece of shit that I read about. - [Grant] It was a feminist manifesto said someone else. - Hey what's up, it's Ally from College Humor. Click here to subscribe, click here to see some more cool stuff. And if you wanna see a hot babe in the city, click here. I made that, this is what I like.
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