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  • First there was the Nintendo,

  • Followed by the game changing Super Nintendo,

  • Evolving to 4 player technology with the N64 and GameCube,

  • Advancing into 3D hand-held movement detection of the Wii,

  • And the groundbreaking hybrid console Nintendo Switch,

  • Leading us all the way to our most recent, cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, glorified origami cardboard technology known as the Nintendo Labo.

  • Wait wait wait. Are you serious? Cardboard?

  • Yeah.

  • That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

  • But it's only $78.00!

  • I'LL TAKE IT!

  • *ca-ching!*

  • And the people who brought you none of the things mentioned earlier,

  • We now present the Nintendoe Paper.

  • My name is Ryan Higa, and I am the CEO of Nintendo with an 'E'.

  • When I first heard of a Nintendo Labo, I thought, "Wow, this is brilliant! This is genius. but, it's just kind of missing something it wasn't quite there

  • I mean it was cool. It was dope. It just wasn't...

  • Nintendope.

  • It was literally like a 9/10 doe... and not a 10/10 doe...

  • like a tentendoe. Ya know?

  • Cardboard is something to be really focused on years ago.

  • And now that Nintendo is doing it, it just goes to show you that we're leading the pack, and we're headed in the right direction...

  • Backwards!

  • People don't want to invent technology anymore

  • They're sick of all these newer, smarter more advanced products.

  • Look at fidget spinners, kendama, slime, mumble rappers.

  • People don't want better...

  • They want to go backwards...

  • And that's why the Nintendoe Paper is perfect for this generation.

  • With an 8.5 x 11 inch paper screen,

  • and a width of less than 0.1M&M's,

  • It weighs only 5 "hard g sound",

  • Making it not only one of the largest screens out of any handheld console today,

  • But also one of the lightest and most portable, thanks to its multi-bendable size and complete wireless technology.

  • And even with a screen that gigantic it's one of the most durable products on the market

  • We've performed countless stress tests from drops to scratches to running it over with a truck.

  • The screen just does not crack.

  • However, it isn't quite 100% waterproof yet,

  • but our incredible team of scientists are currently working on a waterproof case and that's not gonna be an issue for long.

  • Now, I know a lot of people think that this is just some kind of money grab

  • because on the outside, it might look like a normal, average, useless piece of paper.

  • That's just because technology has just sucked the creativity out of people.

  • And just like the Labo, the Nintendoe Paper is here to bring back that creativity and imagination.

  • Because when you use your imagination...

  • There's tons of usage of Nintendoe Paper!

  • You can use it as a ball!

  • You can use it as a straw!

  • Use it as a placemat!

  • Saran Wrap!

  • Turn a beanie into a hat!

  • Use it as a kite!

  • Use it as a knife!

  • Why even brush those pearls when they are already white!

  • On a diet? Have some zero calorie rice!

  • You can even use it as a 2009 cleaning device!

  • Woohoo!

  • Nobody's gonna get that reference!

  • So what are you waiting for!? Order you Nintendoe Shamwo-

  • Wait.. wait, what?.. Why am I talking like this?

  • Feels like I went back, like ,10 years or something

  • You see, the Nintendoe Paper takes you all the way back to your most creative days,

  • when you were a kid, and you didn't have the technology to create a world better than your own imagination.

  • And that's our true mission here at Nintendo with a "E" to avoid copyright issues,

  • to bring back the most valuable asset in the world

  • A child's imagination.

  • So order the Nintendoe Paper now for the same exact price is the Labo?

  • $69.99

  • No joke, that's how much it actually cost.

  • And before you know it, you get it all back...

  • the brain of a child

  • Round 1. Fight!

  • Hadouken!

  • *Oh my car*

  • Do a barrel roll (Z or R twice)!

  • OAK: Hello there!

  • Pikachu!

  • OAK: Perfect!

  • Squirtle! Squirtle!

  • OAK: Wonderful!

  • *ROAR!!*

  • OAK: Well done!

  • Free-for-all!

  • GO!

  • What are you doing?

  • Dude! This Nintendoe Paper is freaking awesome man!

  • Aw, if you like that, you're gonna love Microsoft's new system.

  • What's that?

  • X-blocks!

  • *Rips overpriced paper*

  • TEEHEE !

First there was the Nintendo,

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