Name: Parkland Shooting Survivors School Congress on Gun Violence: The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2018-02-27T17:02:57.000Z
Duration: 8 min 12 s
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A 19-year-old who had purchased multiple weapons

walked into his high school that he was expelled from

and shot and killed 17 students and teachers.

I also refuse to accept the idea that nothing can be done.

And look, my first instinct-- I'm gonna be honest--

my first instinct is to talk about limiting guns,

You see, there needs to be a waiting period

before you can just get a gun conversation going.

Because over the last few days, Fox showed us

that once you remove the obvious solution,

and that means we've got to have metal detectors,

I don't care if they're retired or they're still cops--

and we've got to be able to have perimeter controls.

Wait, wait, wait. Is she still speaking about schools?

'Cause it sounds like she-she wants to build a compound

"Protect the kids. Build a perimeter around the wall!

just turn the school into a fortress. Yeah.

And, hey, wh-why stop with cops and perimeter controls?

Dig a moat. Fill it with gun-eating sharks. Yeah.

Stick the heads of other school shooters on spikes

outside the school to deter another attack!

But, I don't know, that-that seems like a crazy idea.

You can't have a school with snipers and armed guards

No, apparently, we need those guns in the classroom.

We should start thinking about arming teachers.

A minimum of six to eight teachers and administrators

It's an issue of not enough superior firepower

Like, my teacher didn't even know who was talking in class.

Now you want to trust them to shoot the right kid?

Think about it, how many times did your teacher yell at the kid

Like, one time, my teacher tried to hit one of the kids

with a blackboard eraser, missed completely,

It's like a game show host walked into Fox News

Like, it might be kind of fun to live in their world,

Like, it's a world free of embarrassment.

'Cause I've-I've got tons of those ideas.

In fact, I'll-I'll give you one right now.

All right, so, look, the problem is school shootings, right?

So let's just get rid of the schools. Yeah.

that way, no one can shoot their friends,

because homeschooled kids don't have any friends.

All right. All right, Fox News, it's your turn again.

-Self-defense classes are the best thing for a kid. -Okay.

So it's time that we actually think about this rationally

and go, "How do you improve upon this?" Well, you train them.

Learning combat, learning hand-to-hand combat.

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Parkland Shooting Survivors School Congress on Gun Violence: The Daily Show

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