Listen and repeat.

Tape one. Listen and repeat.

We will enable timely, knowledge-based decision-making

based on real-time information

by implementing an enterprise resource management system.

We will entangle timid, college-based precision markets

based on full-time repudiation

by instigating a... something, something. Whatever.

Very good.

Really?

I thought I missed a word.

They say they're slow, but they're not.

[EXPLOSION]

[music]

[CHANTING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

I just want to take this opportunity

to thank you all

for participating

in our company's mandatory blood drive.

You really are the life blood OF THIS COMPANY.

[CHUCKLES]

[LISTLESS CHUCKLES]

[LOUD LAUGHTER]

Oh.

Rose, you are like

the fresh dew on a morning flower.

My heart yearns for you.

Your soft skin.

Your triangle hair.

Your lips

like two tiny sausages stacked upon each other.

Death row is a lonely place, my precious.

The only things to occupy the empty hours

are thoughts of you

and the contraband I have hidden in my colon.

My dying wish, Alice, is for your hand in marriage.

That is so romantic.

All my love, Vince.

P.S. Please respond before next Friday at noon.

What if I don't have any extra blood?

Maybe I only have exactly enough.

Everyone has extra blood.

It doesn't matter anyway.

You'll never get past the screening process.

I will now read a list of disqualifying conditions.

Please leave the auditorium

if any of the following apply to you.

"Are you now or have you ever been... Wally?"

Yes. First one out.

Repeat.

The disconnects between gross margin and leverage

will be harnessed for commercial ventures.

The discotheques between gross margarine and beverages

will be harmless to your dentures.

Very good.

[CHORTLING]

Now close your eyes

and visualize each word as you say it.

Imagine the word "vision."

Try to see it in your mind.

Is it black?

Have you gotten any tattoos in the last six months?

Have you had intimate physical relations with anyone

in the past 10 years?

Not really,

but I'm trying to build a reputation.

With your eyes still closed,

imagine a picture

that corresponds with the phrase

"a commitment to synergy."

I see it. It's like some sort of two-headed woodchuck,

or is it a beaver?

Can you get a clean shot at his tires?

I think I can hit the spare tire in the back.

Wait.

He stopped.

music Infinity bottles Of beer on the wall music

music Infinity bottles of beer music

music If one of those bottles Should happen to fall music

music Infinity bottles Of beer on the wall... music

Come on! I can't take

Another four hours of this.

Go! Go! Go!

music Infinity bottles of beer on the wall... music

Will you just shut up?

You have infinite beer on the wall, okay?

It will never be fewer.

Now put your hands out to your sides

and wave them, slowly.

Can you imagine if something

were to happen to this bus, Helmut?

The sciences of physics, chemistry,

mathematics and medicine

are wiped out in a stroke.

And economics.

Economics is not a science and never will be!

He's waving us on.

Finally.

All units.

He's heading for a large business campus.

Prepare to intercept.

Are you telling me

you haven't done anything on this list?

I've been very busy.

All right, roll up your sleeve.

Whoo.

Isn't that the fifth bag?

We got a quota.

Can I have a cookie?

No, I ate them while you were bleeding.

All right, sharpshooters.

If you get a clear shot,

take it.

Uh... there's people in the way.

Aw, shoot.

[GUNFIRE]

Aw, shoot.

[GUNFIRE]

I've got to get me a new swear word.

The vehicle had no registration or plates

so we're hoping someone saw him.

Why would a vehicle need

registration and plates?

I'm just the sketch artist.

Oh, a specialist.

Well, I didn't exactly see the guy,

but from what I heard on the radio

I've got a pretty good idea

of what he looks like.

Can you describe him for me?

I could, but I'm extremely busy.

Wally!

Uh, I can't work too hard.

I almost gave blood today.

I want you to describe to these officers

the man I heard about

on the radio this morning.

What?

Be as specific as you can.

Don't leave out anything.

All right. I'll tell them everything you know.

[CHUCKLING]

These remind me of water balloons, except...

filled with blood.

Put that down.

It looks like

you have some extras.

All right, one bag,

but let me show you how to do it.

This psycho must have left a blood trail.

I want you to comb every inch of this area

for the killer's DNA.

Maybe we'll get lucky.

And don't let this crime scene

get contaminated.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Good one, huh?

Nice shooting, yourself.

Well, thank you.

Driving without blood is surprisingly difficult.

[SIRENS]

Sir, how many drinks have you had this evening?

Nothing. I couldn't even get a cookie,

then a lady took all of my blood.

Okay, buddy, count backward from 100

using only prime numbers.

97, 89, 83, 79, 73, 71...

Okay. No one likes a wiseass.

Get out of the car.

Attention all units. Attention all units.

Positive DNA match has been made

on the Nobel prize slaughter.

The suspect is Caucasian,

wearing glasses, in laughably bad shape,

and answers to the name "Dilbert."

Hey. That's me.

WOMAN: So with the Nobel prize killer

safely behind bars

looking at a swift execution