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  • Whoa, yeah!

  • You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu

  • With automatic drive

  • A custom paint job, too

  • I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

  • And a slightly used sombrero

  • And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist

  • Craigslist!

  • I'm on Craiglist, baby, come on!

  • Yeah

  • Well, we shared a quick glance

  • Saturday at the mall

  • I never took a chance

  • Never approached you at all

  • You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas

  • I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask

  • Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed

  • On Craigslist!

  • Yeah, Craigslist, come on!

  • I'm on Craigslist

  • Oh, baby, maybe you are too!

  • Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo!

  • An open letter to the snotty barista

  • At the Coffee Bean on San Vacente Boulevard:

  • I know there were twenty people behind me in line

  • But I was on a cell phone call with my mother

  • Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?

  • That means, "I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes"

  • So, what's with the attitude, lady?

  • No tip for you!

  • Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts

  • You can have 'em for free

  • You can drop by on the weekend

  • And pick 'em up from me

  • But the trash can ain't part of the deal

  • Only givin' you the peanuts

  • Get real!

  • Don't have no Hefty bag, so bring your own

  • Don't bug me with questions on the phone

  • Don't ask for help, don't waste my time

  • And don't complain, 'cause they won't cost you a dime

  • Just ask yourself:

  • Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?

  • You can have my Styrofoam peanuts

  • Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?

  • You can have them all

  • They're on Craigslist, yeah!

  • Craigslist!

  • Ow, baby, come on!

  • I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist!

  • I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist, now

  • Craigslist!

Whoa, yeah!

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