Woo hoo hoo

Debbie just hit the wall

She never had it all

One Prozac a day

Husband's a CPA

Her dreams went out the door

When she turned twenty-four

Only been with one man

What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress

She was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake her ass

On the hood of Whitesnake's car

Her yellow SUV is now the enemy

Looks at her average life

And nothing has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985

Woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo hoo

She's seen all the classics

She knows every line

Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink

Even Saint Elmo's Fire

She rocked out to Wham!

Not a big Limp Bizkit fan

Thought she'd get a hand

On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?

And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?

When did reality become TV?

What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows

On the radio

Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985

She hates time, make it stop

When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock?

(classic rock)

And when did Ozzy become an actor?

Please make this, stop, stop, stop!

And bring back...

Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

1985

Since Springstein, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985!