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  • Yeah, I don't know when that became a thing

  • Obviously, that's not just my thing. A lot of vloggers say that

  • I know why I started doing it,

  • But I guess I never told you guys this but-

  • Originally, when I started make videos and vlogs,

  • I would say like three to four different "hey guys"

  • Hey guys!

  • Basically just kind of as a test.

  • In the same way that's how lamps became a thing for me because I used to

  • Use a lamp to focus on as I used to film by myself

  • Now that I think about It a lot of the signature things that I do are kind of just because...

  • I... was lazy

  • Or... because I didn't have friends..

  • But anyway, back to the Dear Ryan, out of all the people would do hey Guys to start Their video,

  • This is gonna be the longest ones in the Records

  • I gotta make sure I gotta get a deep breath and do It at The right note.

  • *clears throat* Alright here we go

  • Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • * doggo barks *

  • -yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • * More doggo barks *

  • -yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-

  • * bark *

  • -yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • - (To Be Continued) Dear Ryan, can u re-paint a famous painting? PLS!!

  • Repaint a Famous Painting...

  • Oh, you mean like the famous painting that's you know in the background of a bunch of videos that we've done:

  • *"Hey guys!" repeat*

  • I mean I'm not even a drawer, or a let alone, a painter But

  • That's really simple I'm pretty sure I could do that.

  • * Classy music *

  • Voila, It Is complete!

  • Paco : But you didn't do anything..

  • Look closer you'll see it's exactly the same.. ( I knew it was gonna be something stupid...)

  • * More classy music *

  • Paco : Pretty Sure they wanted you to paint a famous painting. Kind of like Starry Night by Van Gogh

  • Not everyone has seen Starry Night. But, everyone has seen a painted white at wall before..

  • So you tell me ; Who is the more famous painter Vincent Van Gogh..

  • or Ryan?

  • Paints wall?

  • That was paint..

  • Dear Ryan, Read your entire book on camera "How to Write Good"

  • Yeah, I guess I can do that as long as You guys can keep up with me,

  • You guys say that I talk too fast! You should see me when I read!

  • I don't even read the words-

  • That's how fast- I can read,

  • Here we go.

  • Ryan Higa's : "How to Write Good"

  • By Ryan Higa! That's me! :)

  • "Prologue.."

  • "Prologue. Prologue, my editor told me I might want to start with a prologue."

  • * Gibberish *

  • * Silence *

  • * High pitched annoyance *

  • Will you guys stop?!

  • How am I supposed to finish reading this and prove to everyone that I'm a quick reader if you guys keep turning off the lights??

  • -Where was I?

  • "-who doesn't know the difference between your and you're. So you know you're in good hands"

  • That's the end of the prologue...

  • "Chapter one : Who is your story about?"

  • * Breathes in *

  • * More gibberish *

  • *"a" fades in * (Oh no he's back)

  • -yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • * Out of breath *

  • -GUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • - (-_-) I'm leaving.

  • * Keeps going *

  • Dear Ryan can you make a half-court shot blindfolded?

  • I just made a video about Stupid Inspirational Sayings-

  • High five to those that you that watched it (I watched it :3)

  • -or slap in the face!

  • Depends where you're holding your phone..

  • But for those of you that didn't see that video,

  • I kind of made fun of those, you know, very cheesy Inspirational Quotes.

  • It was quite a handful of people who took It seriously and got really upset about it.

  • They went to say things like "Oh! You used to be so inspirational. Why are you so negative now?"

  • Well, maybe you guys are right, and I should be living by these Quotes.

  • Specifically one that relates directly to this Dear Ryan :

  • I think the quote was something like *dramatic music* "You miss every shot that you don't take"

  • -or something like that and well I wasn't gonna waste the time to actually Try to attempt this Dear Ryan because it's ridiculous!

  • I guess if i'm living Inspirationaly like This quote says, I have no choice?

  • Dereck : Man you see that? Steph Just shot the ball like five feet behind the three-point line!

  • I've seen further..

  • Dereck : please, I'll give you 50 bucks if you can make that shot on your first try.

  • Is that all?

  • Derek : Fine, I'll give you 100 bucks if you can make it on your first shot.

  • 200 dollars if you can do a Half-court shot.

  • I could do that blindfolded!

  • Dereck : Okay 500 dollars if you can make a half-court shot blindfolded.

  • You got a deal. Deal?

  • Dereck : You think we should stop holding hands?

  • Yeah, probably..

  • So you're sure about this? 500 dollars for a half-court shot blindfol-

  • Derreck : What are you doing?

  • Are you seriously gonna drink before you do this?

  • Before I do what?

  • Dereck : Before you take the shot?

  • I didn't say anything about taking It,

  • Dereck : What do you Mean you're not gonna take it?

  • There it is! it's perfect, pay up!

  • Dereck : What?

  • I just made exactly a half-quart shot blindfolded! You owe me 500 bucks!

  • Dereck : Seriously?

  • If you want we can go double or nothing, I can make a full quart shot, too.

  • See? Even if you don't take the shot, you can still make it.

  • How's that for inspirational Sayings?

  • Dear Ryan, do a Classical song of humble by Kendrick Lamar!

  • Sure you guys have heard this song already,

  • They played this song so much on the radio here in Vegas.

  • I mean, remember when they played this song Like a thousand times during the NBA Playoffs?

  • It was like every single commercial and honestly I didn't really like it at first.

  • -but the more I heard it..

  • The more I started to kind of like it.

  • If you somehow don't know what song I'm talking about, this Is a short snippet of what it sounds like :

  • So, you want me to make that classical..

  • I'm assuming just like how I did the Juju on that Beat,

  • Just as much as I heard that song, I really don't know what he's actually saying?

  • Other than be humble, sit down, some other words that I probably have to change..

  • Lemme look at the lyrics really quick..

  • "Humble Lyrics - Nobody Pray for me, even a day for me away, yeah, yeah, aye"

  • "I remember Syrup Sandwiches and Crime Allowances"

  • When does he say that!? What?!

  • "A.M. to the P.M., P.M. to the A.M. funk-"

  • "My left stroke just wENT VIRAL!"

  • I know that part of it's the only part I know-

  • "mY lEfT StRoKe JuST WenT ViRaL"

  • Oh here we go, chords

  • It says,

  • "* bleep * Be humble, hol' up lil * bleep *"

  • "Sit down, lil * bleep *"

  • "Be humble-"

  • * bleep * * bleep * * bleep * * bleep *

  • I think we can work with this! We can make this song classical, we can make this song classy! (Finally, what we all came here for..)

  • Dab

  • -YYYYY

  • YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS (...R u srs?)

  • * Pants *

  • Hey guys!

  • Like I said, yea

  • I don't know if any of that was in key but, umm..

  • I feel light headed..

  • Let's get this video started! Hey guys!

  • TEEHEE

  • So leave your questions in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video!

  • *Subtitles by the good people of Youtube*

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