Name: F*** The Police!
Uploaded: 2018-02-20T12:51:08.000Z
Duration: 4 min 12 s
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really good at getting out of getting a ticket.

I've been pulled over a total of four times now,

This last time was probably the stupidest reason

But I have to admit, the first 3 times, I kind of deserved it.

it was because I just didn't completely stop

I kinda drifted. What? Tokyo drift was big

I mean, the 2nd time, I kind of ran a red light.

There should be a special light for that. There
should be a brown light. Well, I mean, I

guess sometimes green does work. YOLO,
right? And the third time, I mean, it wasn't

even a big deal. I just kind of stole a
Toyota.

Oh my god, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!

I deserve a ticket right now for
saying YOLO three times in one video. Four

now. Anyway, I've had a lot of reasons to
hate the police, just like everyone else.

But I'm not going to, because could you
imagine how much it already sucks to be

a policeman? I mean, everyone hates on
them. Take rappers, for example. They're

one of the most influential people in
this world, and yet, they're always

hating on the police in their songs,
especially, for whatever reason, at the

But I'm not a wrapper... clearly.
Back to the topic, like I was saying before,

I got pulled over a few nights ago and
got let off with a warning once again.

I know so many people who still get
tickets for stupid reasons like this.

But like I said, either you're really unlucky
or you're probably just doing it wrong.

So I'm gonna be giving you guys some
tips on how not to get tickets. These are

the top three things that you shouldn't
do when you get pulled over. Don't ever

try to convince him that he's wrong or
he made a mistake.

Nope, actually, I really
don't, because I'm very sure I was

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Do not make any excuses
unless if it's an emergency, like your

fault. I couldn't see the speed limit
sign. I was going way too fast, and it was all

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And no matter what,
absolutely do not undermine him or try

for you, you had nothing better to do, you
used to be popular in high school, and

you had all the power in the world, and
all of a sudden when high school ended you

had no power, so you decided to become a
policeman and pull people over for no

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What you want to do is show complete

respect. This is pretty close to what it
looked like when I got pulled over.

I am so
sorry, officer. It was completely

irresponsible of me, and I should not
have been going that fast. I sincerely apologize.

Well, you don't seem to be an
asshole, so I'm gonna let you off with a

warning this time.
Just be a little bit more cautious, all right?

Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, of course, yes. Thank
you so much, sir. I-- thank you. Oh.

And of course, if that method
doesn't work, it also helps to have a big

Without police, there would
be so much crime, so much injustice, so

many murders. Well, I mean, there already
are a lot of murders. I mean,

especially with all the shootings lately.
And please do not start another gun

control debate in the comments. If you
really want to know the answer to

keeping our people safe, the answer has
been right in front of us the whole time.

Hide you kids. Hide your wife. I actually
named my Wi-Fi after you.

It's HideYourKidsHideYourWiFi. Is that your--