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-All right, Brian.
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I've written a few songs all about stuff babies
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actually care about.
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No more rainbows and unicorns-- real baby issues.
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Right.
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Like heartworm and parvo?
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No, baby stuff.
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Oh.
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Oh, human babies.
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I didn't realize there was an agenda.
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OK, look, just pay attention.
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Momma liked to party when you were in her belly,
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drinking she did some.
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Momma liked to party when you were in her belly,
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that's why you are dumb.
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I call that, "Momma Like to Party,"
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parentheses Chris's Song.
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Stewie, that's good.
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Hey, can I write one?
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Yeah.
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We need as many as we can.
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Our first gig is Saturday.
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It's a birthday party. -Wow.
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Already?
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How'd you book a gig so fast?
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Easy.
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I figured out the perfect way to get the word out
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to middle-aged moms.
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Musical entertainment available for parties.
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Musical entertainment available for parties.
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Hey, where you drinking that chardonnay?