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  • -This doesn't seem so bad.

  • I mean, after all, it's a song for babies.

  • Yeah, but-- but that's the thing.

  • Baby songs never tackle real baby issues.

  • You know, like loud noises or teething or when

  • Dad uses me as a lumbar pillow.

  • [grunts]

  • -Ow. -[grunting]

  • Ow.

  • Ow.

  • Ow. -[grunting]

  • Ow.

  • This thing works better in the car.

  • Well, how could they address baby issues?

  • Children songs are written by adults-- and, dollars

  • to donuts, white adults.

  • I-- I-- who are you mad at, Brian?

  • Ugh, how much time you got?

  • Not enough for that.

  • But you're right.

  • If you want a song a baby will like,

  • you've got to get a baby to write it.

  • Well, call John Mayer.

  • He's a big fat baby.

  • No, I'll do it.

  • And you can help.

-This doesn't seem so bad.

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