Name: Christmas Contemplations
Uploaded: 2018-01-18T17:25:28.000Z
Duration: 5 min 33 s
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James: ♪ And so, I'm offering this simple phrase... ♪

Old Man: Uh, I'm ninety-three. Do I still count?

that gag was based off a comic I made back in 2014.

So I wanted to make a Christmas video, but

roast marshmallows by this PNG of a fire.

Do you guys know about that soccer(*football) game

that happened in the middle of World War I on Christmas Day,

So German and British troops were in the trenches,

They were in the middle of a war, after all.

And on Christmas Eve, German troops started singing Christmas carols,

then the British troops responded singing their own Christmas carols,

and on Christmas Day they started playing soccer.

Well, the British troops would have called it football

And the German troops would have called it...

I don't think anything like that has happened in a war, ever.

Except for that one time in the Revolutionary War

when everyone stopped fighting, because the new Super Smash Brothers just came out.

do you think anyone during that game felt a little bit awkward?

that's good— That's good! That means we're doing a good job!

Do you think whoever won the game of soccer bragged to the other team?

Does the story of Rudolph count as a fable?

Okay, I stole that quote from something I saw

How come no one sings any songs about any of the other reindeer?

Just because he could see through the snow,

which by the way wouldn't have been useful in Arizona,

didn't mean he carried Santa's sleigh all by himself!

But no, just because you were bullied as a kid, you get your own song!

Well, enough about you going down in history, Rudolph!

I'm gonna make my own song about... Prancer!

What if the reason Rudolph had a shiny nose

That was based off a comic I made in 2014.

Why did the three wisemen bring baby Jesus

Okay, that was also based off a comic I made in 2014.

You know what? I'm not done talking about Rudolph. You guys have all seen the stop-motion movie

You know, about the elf who wants to be a dentist.

WhY wErEnT YoU aT eLf PrAcTiCe?!?!?!?!??!

Well, there's one scene in the movie where Yukon Cornelius sacrifices himself to kill the abominable snowman,

and he saves all of his friends (and also indirectly saves Christmas), but whatever, he doesn't get a song.

But then, later in the movie, he just walks through the front door,

and everyone's wondering how he survived,

[In unison] "But, but you went over the side of a cliff!"

And then Yukon tells everyone the answer:

[In unison] "Didn't I ever tell you about bumbos?"

And then everyone just laughs it off like it was a hilarious joke

Even as a kid, I thought that was a stupid explanation.

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Christmas Contemplations

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