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Ok, repeat after me
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I'm proud to say yo' mama took a Cosby sweater
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I'm proud to say yo' mama took a Cosby sweater
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Elvis Presley had sex appeal
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Elvis Presley had sesss mmnh
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I'll do the Spaceman Boogie
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I'll do the Spaceman Boogie
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I'll brush on my sassy face
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I'll brush on my sassy face
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There's two different Einsteins
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There's two different Einsteins
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I enjoy makeup
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I enjoy makeup
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Okay, that's all!
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Our foes in the walkways
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Are crab guys
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But they don't have meat
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And they sound weird but we're sure they're not black.
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Tonight I'm partying more faster
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I want to make a friend feel like it's ok
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to plant his swatch of artichokes
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But what was I supposed to say?
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Your baby cousin likes me 'cause I'm more normal and have a smushy finger?
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Nope.
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And listen, ladies.
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Romance is deception.
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Romance is a parody.
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It's how we get you cuddly and naughty-naughty
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and not questioning men more than a two-nights window.
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I buried a possum in this yard to keep it hidden
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And for a week, please, let's all go quietly down this road
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wearing our backwards pants.
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Oof! That's rough!
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Of course it is
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I like opiates.
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There's a song I gotta sing
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Touch the sky and colorful bears will take you for the jump
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Touch the sky, all ghosts make webbing
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Sorry I got stuck, we have to bring slaw
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These grandmas are getting hungry.
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[applause]
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But your old black dog can't touch my
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My behind ieahhdlkalksdhkjkg
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Waa lajkhsjdhgjhgdf
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Wuh yeahhhhhiiii
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Yeah, wayyyy
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ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-hee-hee-hee-hee
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I sold my frog
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Fwayyyyyy
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Ayyyyyy
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La pwayyyyyyyyyyy
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Thank you