Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Hey Lilly can I bug you? - Just give me a sec. - What are you doing? - There's a hole in my shirt so I'm just fixing it. There, problem solved. - Yeah... Um, can I borrow you outside real quick? - Is it urgent? I was just in the middle of stalking my ex. - Not urgent but there's a sale at Target-- - Huh, I'll drive. - [Friend] That's what I thought. - Sale! Remind me not to buy those small bottles of lotion because I still have so many left over from that time we stayed at the Sheraton. What's this? - Lilly, have a seat. - Okay. What's going on guys? I thought we were going to Target. - We're having an intervention. - I drank that hand sanitizer by accident. - What, no. - And also I was googling prom pics but I made a type. So that's why when you walked in there was porn pics. - Lilly we're having this intervention because you're cheap. - What? I'm not cheap. - As your teammates and your friends we feel differently. Derek, would you like to start? (clears throat) - Um, this year you had my name for Secret Santa and all I wanted was a new phone case. - Yeah, and I got you one. - You got me this. - Okay, that is a zip and lock freezer bag, by the way, so if anything I splurged. - The other day it took me an hour to make you a milkshake. (quirky music) - I have to eat my cereal two cheerios at a time. I mean, a regular size milk carton is all we're asking for. - Really? What's next huh? We're gonna start buying bottles of ketchup even though we have the packets from Mcdonalds? - Okay, the other day Lilly took me to Costco for lunch. - Wait, what's wrong with buying lunch at Costco? I actually like their food. - She didn't buy it. - Mm, yup, which one was that again? - For the third time, sweet chili. - Sweet chili, we'll try one of those. Grab one, grab one, come on, don't be shy. - [Both] Mm. - Oh yeah. - Let's get going. - What about that one? - They're all sweet chili. - They're all sweet chili. Are you sure because I feel like they're different. - [Both] Mm, mm hmm. - Now I see, all sweet chili. - Are you guys gonna buy something or what? - I haven't decided if I like it yet. Maybe one more. Here you go. - Okay. - Just to make sure. - We're really doing this. - Why not? - Why are you carrying that? - It's free food. I'm not trying to be wasteful. - Last week I had a cold and the Starbucks napkins were really rough on my nose. Can't we just get regular tissues? - I'm sorry your nose is a Kardashian. Gosh, this guy. - Last year when I was booking your world tour, do you remember what you said about your flights? - Yeah, I said we should book one flight from LA to India with a whole bunch of stopovers in different countries but that's smart. - One time you tried to bargain with a vending machine at the mall. - How do you know if you don't try Paul? - What about that time we went clubbing? And you made us all go so early. - But it was ladies free before 11:00. - Yeah, but you made us go with you. (club music) (giggles) - But did you pay? - Guys were hitting on me. - Why didn't you just take the wig off? You first interviewed me you asked me if I wanted a sparkling or still water, remember that? - Yeah I do. Exactly, it's like a fancy restaurant in here, options. - Right, I said I wanted sparkling and you gave me tap water with glitter in it. - But did it sparkle? - My poo looked like a Christmas ornament for weeks. - That sounds fantastic, you're welcome. - Listen Lilly, all we're saying is that maybe if you weren't so economically cautious, things would change. Like maybe you wouldn't be single. - Excuse me? Okay, I treated my ex like a king, by the way. Do you know how many times I made him classy dinners? (quirky music) Happy anniversary babe. Oh, my mistake. There. Listen guys, I appreciate the concern but I'm fine. Trust me, so can we please just get back to work? - Fine. - Sure. - Thank you. - The Wi-Fi isn't working. - Can you call the neighbors please? - Yeah, to ask them if theirs is working? - No, ask them for the new password, obviously. Oh so you pay for Wi-Fi now? Me cheap are you kidding me? Make sure you click my ads, I want that money though. Just in case. Make sure you subscribe because I make videos every Monday and Thursday. In fact, here's a sneak peak of my next one. How to fix any bad day ever. One love super woman that is a rap and zoop. What the eff?