Name: Honest Trailers - The Social Network
Uploaded: 2018-01-05T13:00:14.000Z
Duration: 4 min 43 s
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Before you see the movie about an evil fictional technology company,

see the story of Facebook: a real-life evil 
technology company.

Experience the world's smartest film about
 the world's dullest premise

"Did you answer affirmatively when Tyler 
and Cameron Winklevoss

and Divya Narendra asked you to build harvard connection?"

In this dark Shakespearean drama about the website you're crazy aunt post minion memes on.

I deserve your attention -You have part
 of my attention. You have the minimum amount.

Slick directing and great performances to make a story

where young millionaires sue each other for more money feel really high stakes

What was honorship share ?dialuded? down to?

That's still millions you greedy a**hole! C'mon, I'd sell my kidneys for point zero three percent of Neopets

Journey to Harvard, 
where no one ever lets you forget.

"This is John Harvard. -We're gentlemen of Harvard."

Girls wanna get with guys who go to Harvard."

And meet Mark Zuckerberg, a star student with a mind of a calculator, the heart of a troll

He's determined to do two things with his life

Make a world respect him and
 make sure Jesse Eisenberg

gets every awkward Know-it-All nerd Role in Hollywood.

Coasting off Mark's talent are a succession
 of hot dudes in suits, like:

Eduardo, the only Brazilian
 who doesn't know how to party.

"You think maybe we shouldn't shut it down before we get into trouble?"

"You want to end the party at 11." 
"I'm trying to pay for the party."

Sean Parker, the man on the side 
who gets in the way of their bromance

And the 'Winklevii', who briefly got your hopes up that Armie Hammer had an identical twin.

Lex Luthor dumped Spider-Man for N-Sync and pisses off the Lone Ranger

If you want to know the real story behind Facebook,

watch something else, because they're bending the truth harder than the news your uncle posts on his wall

In a film that makes up the ex-girlfriend who 
supposedly inspired the site.

Makes up an obsession with final clubs 
that tears Mark's friendships apart.

"Tell me this isn't about getting into 'The Phoenix'?"

And makes him into an awkward scowling 
robot where in real life

he was a normal dorky college kid. 
-"Within a couple of weeks

So, at that point, my roommates are kinda like,

'you know, this is pretty cool' 
like whether this work at other schools."

I'm sure the real Sean Parker love seeing himself as a paranoid,

coked-out, cowardly, maybe sorta statutory rapist.

"How old are they, Sean?" -"It's not polite to ask." 
-"Sean how old are they?"

So gather round for a film that's not really about Facebook.

It's about friendship, that still nails what 
t's like to use the website

In this masterpiece of craft that proves Aaron Sorkin could make boring litigation exciting

"You stole our whole goddamn idea" -"Fellas..."

David Fincher could make applying for 
an internship look awesome.

And Trent Reznor could make rowing down a calm river feel epic

[Electronic version of "In the Hall of the Mountain King" plays]

'Man, I wish they'd make another Facebook movie', is a sentence. I never thought I'd say in this lifetime

And all the laptops who gave their lives so David fincher could get the perfect shot.

I know it's realistic and everything, but trying to understand Sorkin dialogue at a loud bar,

is like your grandma trying
 to understand how Facebook works.

"No, Nana, ugh, the search bar is not the same as the status update. Gah!"

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