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  • Hmm.

  • Nope.

  • Nope.

  • Aha!

  • Damn.

  • Hmm. What did I do with the last of my troll fat?

  • Shut that (cough) door!

  • Claire, help me.

  • She's coming to get me!

  • EDGAR, GET OFF THE DOOR!

  • It's mahogany!

  • But... I'm hiding...

  • BAD! BAD! BAD KITTY! BAD--

  • (pounding on door)

  • Hi, Claire!

  • Oh... hi, Fluff Top.

  • Have you seen Edgar, Claire?

  • Um...

  • ...No.

  • Well, If you see him, will you tell him...

  • I SAW HIM TAKE IT!

  • hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...

  • What did you do?

  • I stole her secret chocolate stash!

  • Every day, I see her hiding all this chocolate in cabbages. But I've never seen her eat any!

  • Okay, well, I'm making a summoning potion, but we're out of troll fat.

  • Why are you making a summoning potion?

  • I need to eliminate certain scum from my life... FOREVER!

  • So I'm summoning a demon to do... my... dirty... work.

  • You know, Edgar, stealing is wrong.

  • Yeah, so is creating demons for murder.

  • Uh, yeah, I know.

  • (record scratch)

  • Well, if you're out of troll fat, pretty sure troll hair has the same effect.

  • (loud poof)

  • (Congrats, you summoned us. You get one wish.

  • (party favors toot)

  • No thumbs-up. I didn't wanna summon these nerds. I wanted this guy.

  • - Come on, we're cool. Let us grant you a wish. - Yeah, cool.

  • Fine. I wish I could get troll fat.

  • (creepy laugh)

  • Go get it, then.

  • I hate those guys.

  • I should work on how I word my wishes, but whatever.

  • I NEED THAT FAT!

  • AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

  • AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

  • This beach sucks.

  • EDGAAAAR!

  • Oh man!

  • Huh?

  • There it is!

  • Yay! We did it!

  • Good job, us.

  • Too bad the summoning potion doesn't need pudgy beefy kitty fat

  • Welcome to my island of wonders and wears!

  • Swamp Giant Head Island!

  • I see you opted for the slimy route.

  • Most people take the every-five-minute ferry service. I like your spirit!

  • Do you have troll fat?

  • Why yes, I do.

  • Great, I'd like 500 grams.

  • Oh, is it in here?

  • My mouth was open.

  • The dirt will cleanse me!

  • Um...

  • That's not dirt.

  • I live on a swamp giant's head. Swamp Giant Head Island.

  • It's dandruff.

  • (girl shrieks)

  • I. Want. To. DIE.

  • Do you want some chocolate to cleanse your palate?

  • That's poop.

  • What?!

  • NOooo, it's not. It's a rabbit's secret chocolate stash!

  • Rabbits store their own poop to age, ferment, and eat later, (worms crawl) for the nutrients.

  • Um... Dandruff! You guys don't have a lot of common sense, huh?

  • We'd like to pay now.

  • Woo-hoo!

  • Stupid clowns and nerds.

  • I'm sorry I took your poop pellets, Fluff Top.

  • It's empty!

  • I thought they were chocolate.

  • I didn't know rabbits ate their own dook.

  • That's because you guys lack common sense.

  • I'll never forgive you.

  • Five... six...

  • We did it!

  • I feel nauseous.

  • Is that the fumes?

  • No, I ate poop.

  • Like-- oh daaang.

  • You have summoned Scaroar.

  • Where is the scum you want eliminated?

  • Down the hall, second door on the right.

  • You're holding someone hostage?

  • Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

  • No.

  • Scaroar is a clean freak. He cleans bathrooms.

  • Stubborn soap scum.

  • I literally told you scum like three times.

  • Common sense.

  • (vomits)

  • Oh, come on!

  • Frederator!

Hmm.

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