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  • I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car.

  • How much signal I need to cut across 8-lane?

  • None? I turn now. Good luck, everyone else.

  • We now return to "Japanese Girls Think Small Versions of Things are Really Cute"

  • Aw! Look at my tiny dog.

  • I'm gonna put it in my tiny purse.

  • Tiny phone.

  • Tiny everything.

  • I mean, we're tighter than an Asian family.

  • - You doctor yet? - No, Dad. I'm 12...

  • Talk to me when you doctor!

  • What you want? What you want for Christmas?

  • Um... I was thinking maybe one of those old-timey---

  • Too late! Take too long. Sad Christmas!

  • - What you want? - Fire truck!

  • - What color? - Red!

  • - Next! - Aaahhhhh!!!!!!

  • Oh, oh! Oh, check out this uptight Asian guy.

  • Look at that.

  • ♪ I work really hard 'cause I'm no fun

  • "Guang"!

I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car.

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