She brought feminine products at my dad's pharmacy,

so you know she's up and running.

Yeah, I wish I had the guts to talk to her.

Talk to her?

Chris, no one talks to each other anymore.

If you want to get a girl's attention,

you text her a picture of your penis.

What?

Really?

Are you sure?

Oh, yeah.

People who send their daughters to public high schools,

they're basically asking for this.

Well, I did just get this new phone from my dad.

[camera clicks]

All right.

What could go wrong?

It worked out great for--

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