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  • You're a man.

  • I wasn't sure until I removed these strange thigh sheaths I've never before seen.

  • Thigh sheaths?

  • You mean pants?

  • ARHHH! Where are my pants?!

  • Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?

  • Back off!

  • This one's mine.

  • And that's how Amazonians finally invented the wheel.

  • You have been my greatest love.

  • That's not what you said last night.

  • Mom?

  • What?

  • There are no men on this island. Don't judge me!

  • Be careful, Diana.

  • Their garments aren't sword-proof.

  • What the blazes? I ordered a policewoman stripper!

  • Have you never met a man before? I mean, what about your father?

  • I had no father.

  • I was brought to life by Zeus.

  • Did this Zeus guy bring you to life roughly nine months after meeting your mom?

  • Yes.

  • How did you know?

  • Just thinking aloud.

  • Plan B: Horses!

  • Plan C: Arrows without bows!

  • Oop. That didn't go very far.

  • Let me show you how Amazonians dance.

  • This time you can lead.

  • Hey! Watch where you're deflecting those shells!

  • I can't let you do this.

  • Aim for the shield.

  • It's bound to be her most vulnerable spot.

  • Ugh! This is why we should never allow women in the military.

  • They make us look so weak!

  • Nein!

  • What I do is not up to you.

  • It is up to my dead sister, whose shrunken head I wear at all times to advise me.

  • - Oh my God, the smell! - SHHH!

  • It is rude to speak while she is speaking.

  • Perfect chance to use the Wonder Woman "Walk of Stealth".

  • AARGH!!

  • How did they see me?

  • It's Etta Candy.

  • I'm Steve Trevor's secretary.

  • What is a "secretary"?

  • I go where he tells me to go and I do what he tells me to do.

  • Oh, well where I'm from, that's called "slavery".

  • Kneel before your master!

  • - Insolent swine! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!

  • You can't do that stuff here, Diana.

  • Never outside the office.

  • GENERAL ANTIOPE: Plan D: Bows without arrows!

  • Completely ineffective.

  • Plan E: Horses by themselves!

  • They're not doing anything!

  • Plan F: Cows!

  • I wouldn't have believed it, but that's even worse!

  • Plan G: Flying through the air, on a horse, whilst firing a bow and arrow!

  • Ok, that looked great but the horse threw a shoe and now we gotta put him down.

  • Farm boy?

  • ["THE PRINCESS BRIDE" THEME]

  • Fetch me that shotgun?

  • [WESTLEY] As you wish.

  • Wait a second.

  • I think I may have a Plan H.

You're a man.

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