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  • - Some videos are so important for humanity,

  • that you just have to make a part two.

  • (horse galloping and neighing)

  • What up everyone, it's your girl, Superwoman.

  • And this video is my way of encouraging guys around

  • the world to do cute things for their girlfriends,

  • and when I say that what I mean is:

  • Can a man please do these things for me?

  • What? Who said that?

  • Okay don't act like I'm a different person,

  • just because I step closer to the camera Lilly, okay?

  • Let's be real, you thirsty in a close up, and in a wide.

  • True.

  • (sighs)

  • Here are five things guys do that girls love,

  • so fellas, take notes.

  • Or ladies, if you're dating other ladies,

  • you can also take notes, although I guess you don't have to

  • take notes because the same stuff might also apply to you,

  • because you yourself are a woman.

  • Oh my God, being gay actually makes a lot of sense.

  • Number one.

  • Fellas, there is fine balance between dating a boy

  • who needs to be taken care of,

  • and dating a boy who we want to take care of.

  • In general I'd say most girls don't want to date a guy

  • who can't do anything for himself.

  • But if my man has his ish together,

  • and is usually independent, and just killing the game,

  • but in this specific scenario needs my help, yeah.

  • Something about that, turns me on.

  • Perfect example, injuries.

  • It might just be the innate motherly instincts I have,

  • but when a man gets hurt, I like it.

  • Hello therapist? Yeah, booking for my friend.

  • She's in the wide shot.

  • I don't know what it is, I like taking care of people.

  • Hmm, yeah, would you like to rephrase that sentence,

  • this time using your psychology degree?

  • Sure, zoomed in Lilly.

  • I like to feel needed.

  • Babe, what happened?

  • - I just hurt my hand.

  • (soft gasp)

  • - You hear that? He survived a serious injury.

  • - I was just flipping through a script.

  • I have no clue what happened.

  • - He almost died at work.

  • - I wasn't even reading fast.

  • I was practically just staring at the pages.

  • - Yeah, he probably fought off a robber

  • and saved the company.

  • - Maybe my hand slipped or something.

  • - He's being so strong about this.

  • Oh, my brave hero.

  • - I'll be fine though.

  • - Wait what?

  • - I said, please help me babe,

  • I'm desperately in need of your care.

  • (soft piano music)

  • I don't know what I'd do without you.

  • - We're in this together babe.

  • - You're saving my life.

  • - I'm here for you baby.

  • - What the hell are you doing?

  • - Huh?

  • - What are you doing? It's just a paper cut!

  • Eww, no stop!

  • - Number two.

  • Terms of endearment are tricky because in some instances,

  • they might actually annoy a girl, AKA;

  • "Babe make sure you don't put tomatoes on my burger okay?"

  • "Okay, princess."

  • "Excuse me?"

  • Or like after you messed up.

  • Hey beautiful.

  • Boy shut the F up.

  • Do not use terms of endearment,

  • just to make a situation better okay?

  • Because words, boo-thang and emojis,

  • don't make situations better okay?

  • Actions do, come on now.

  • And don't say them in every sentence either

  • because then they lose meaning and value.

  • You want to use them casually, and also know that calling

  • us sweet names, will impact us differently,

  • depending on the situation.

  • Here's the breakdown. (soft whistle)

  • - Hey babe. (kisses)

  • (bright cheerful music)

  • Baby I like your style

  • Goodnight beautiful.

  • (kisses)

  • (Lilly sighs)

  • - So I was like, I gotta cook these muffins, somehow.

  • What should we put it into?

  • An oven? What are we in that right now?

  • Are we the muffins?

  • Oh, hey sweetheart.

  • (kisses)

  • Yeah, so I feel like a little muffin.

  • Just a little muffin in an oven.

  • Little muffin in oven.

  • (he laughs)

  • So yeah, do you guys agree?

  • Are you hot? You look a little hot.

  • You look like you're sweating.

  • Allow me to be the most basic right now,

  • and admit that you calling me beautiful

  • before we sleeping, that's nice.

  • Okay, but you calling me beautiful in front of your friends,

  • that just makes me think, okay.

  • My baby's willing to be calling whipped

  • to call me beautiful.

  • (cheering) Come through!

  • Okay, but am I?

  • Cause that's exactly what your friends are going to say.

  • (soft cheering)

  • Number three.

  • You know what makes me want to be single forever?

  • Scenarios like this.

  • - And...

  • (camera snaps) Got it.

  • - Okay, lemme see.

  • Are you dumb? Are you dumb?

  • Are you dumb? Are you--

  • - Does that mean you don't like it or...

  • - You're telling me that we fart in front each other,

  • but you still don't know me well enough to know,

  • I'm not going to like this picture of myself?

  • Where is the effort, huh?

  • Where is the love?

  • You out here acting like I'm a stranger on the street.

  • Asking you to take a picture for me and my family,

  • cause we're on vacation.

  • It's like no, hoe where?

  • I ain't no tourist, okay?

  • You know I spend two hours getting ready.

  • So you better get them angles,

  • like you see and appreciate, these curled lashes.

  • (camera snaps)

  • - And got it.

  • Oh wait you know what, you won't like this.

  • Let's try it again.

  • Okay, chin down, and a little to your left.

  • You know what, lemme get higher,

  • and try and smile a little bit more.

  • Ahh, there you go.

  • (happy music)

  • - Oh my God, it's perfect.

  • How did you, the outfit, the setting.

  • - Portrait mode.

  • (Lilly sighs)

  • - I love when you talk like that.

  • - Portrait mode.

  • - Again. - Portrait mode.

  • - Say it again. - Portrait mode.

  • - Again. - Portrait mode.

  • (Lilly moans)

  • - Portrait mode girl. Portrait mode.

  • PM, PM, PM.

  • (Lilly moans)

  • - One bae secure enough to help you get a

  • fire picture for Instagram.

  • (Lilly sighs)

  • Number four.

  • Spontaneous hugs from behind.

  • Yes boy!

  • I honestly can't even explain and don't even completely

  • comprehend why girls like it so much,

  • and I know what you're thinking, it's not that ya nasty.

  • Okay, it's just, I dunno what it is.

  • It's just unexpected and nice.

  • Makes you feel warm and safe.

  • And most importantly, it 100% of the time evokes

  • this reaction from our friends.

  • (girl sighs)

  • That's so sweet.

  • And we live for that reaction.

  • It's no biggie.

  • (clicks tongue)

  • (slurping)

  • - Mmm, no you know girl, no yeah he always be doing

  • cute things like that for me.

  • Yeah no, it's just a regular Thursday ya know?

  • (laughing)

  • Number five.

  • I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty shy when it comes

  • to sexual stuff, like if you say a sex joke in front of me,

  • of course I'll laugh, I'll be like;

  • (laughing)

  • But inside, I'm like.

  • (nervous laughter)

  • They're talking about the pee pees.

  • So when it comes to relationships I'm pretty reserved,

  • and I don't like PDA.

  • And only one thing can change that.

  • Alcohol.

  • Okay, so two things can change that.

  • Number one, alcohol.

  • Number two, music.

  • Because when I hear sexy song,

  • it's not just a sexy song to me, no.

  • This is my chance, to live out my dream music video.

  • (Lilly sighing)

  • Hey babe.

  • - Oh, how was rehearsal? - Good.

  • - Oh was it?

  • Does that mean you're in the mood for some, you know?

  • - No, no. I'm sweating, need to take a shower.

  • (he sighs heavily)

  • ("Bad Liar" by Selena Gomez)

  • If you're the art I'll be the brush

  • Oooh you're taking up a fraction of my mind

  • Oooh every time I watch you serpentine

  • Oh I'm tryin' I'm tryin' I'm tryin'

  • ♫ I'm tryin' I'm tryin'

  • Oh tryin' I'm tryin' I'm tryin' I'm tryin' I'm tryin'

  • Not to think about you not to think about you

  • No no no no not to think about you

  • Not to think about you

  • No no no no I'm tryin' I'm tryin'

  • ♫ I'm tryin' I'm tryin' I'm tryin'

  • Oh tryin' I'm tryin' I'm tryin' I'm tryin' I'm tryin'

  • Not to give in to you give in to you

  • No, no, no, no, not to give in to you

  • Give in to you

  • With my feelings on fire

  • Guess I'm a bad liar

  • And oh baby let's make

  • (phone ringing)

  • - Babe, the music!

  • - Oh, got a phone call.

  • - Oh my God, I'm taking a shower.

  • - No, no, Selena's gonna come back.

  • Oh baby it's Selena it's Selena

  • - Ooo, I swear to God, music transform me as a person, okay?

  • Just from shy Lilly, to Optimus Grind.

  • (loud thud)

  • Yo, sorry Dom couldn't be in this end card.

  • I bit his lip too hard.

  • He's bleeding, it fell off.

  • He's bleeding, but yo, we did a video for his channel.

  • Make sure you check it out.

  • The link is in the description.

  • Show him some love.

  • My last video over there.

  • Bloopers for this video, and there's a lot, over there.

  • Make sure you subscribe because

  • I make new videos every Monday, and Thursday.

  • One love, Superwoman.

  • That is a wrap.

  • And, zoom!

- Some videos are so important for humanity,

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