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  • You wanna grab some drinks from fridge?

  • Alright.

  • You only have one beer left.

  • That's alright, you can have it.

  • Hey dude, your milk is about to expire.

  • That sucks.

  • And your mayo and tortillas, too.

  • When?

  • On March 7th.

  • Today is March 6th.

  • We have 5 minutes.

  • Oh my gosh. Let me grab us some trash bags so we can get rid of it.

  • No, we..we can finish this.

  • There's not enough time. Let me get a trash bag.

  • We can't waste all this food. It's all practically untouched.

  • Exactely, which is why it's impossible to finish in time.

  • Just give me a spoon.

  • You swear to me that if we start this...we'll finish?

  • The longer you hold me back, the more time we'll...

  • You SWEAR?

  • Yes, I swear.

  • Let's do this.

  • Alright, you drink the milk, and I'll eat the tortillas.

  • Wait, I'm lactose intolerant.

  • You drink the milk, I'll eat the tortillas.

  • Wait, I'm lactose intolerant.

  • Why you have milk if you're lactose intolerant?

  • For my cereal, for some reasons I can eat with cereal.

  • Why do you have empty cereal boxes?

  • I'm still working on the puzzles in the back.

  • Fine, I'll drink the milk, you eat the tortillas.

  • Wait...what do I eat the tortillas with?

  • There's no time, just eat it!

  • I can't "just eat tortillas", it's too dry.

  • I got it.

  • Dip it in mayonnaise.

  • Ewww...no...mayonnaise is disgusting.

  • Why do you have this groceries you don't eat?

  • Some I bought it for potluck.

  • No one brings mayonnaise to a potluck! Just forget it.

  • No, I might eat it someday.

  • There might not be a someday after today.

  • You wanted to start this, you finish it.

  • Fine, you drink the milk.

  • Oh god, it doesn't go together. Nothing here goes together!

  • Oh god, we're running out of time. Do you have eggs?

  • Yes, but I just bought them this morning. They're fine.

  • No, eggs will make the mayo easier to eat.

  • You're insane.

  • Chorizo...

  • Huh?

  • Chorizo, do you have chorizo?

  • What do you need chorizo for?

  • Eggs in the tortilla,I'm going to make a breakfast burrito.

  • You can't make a breakfast burrito. There's not enough time.

  • Not..with you holding me back. Do you have chorizo?

  • Yes, it's...

  • I just used it all last night for taco Tuesday.

  • You made tocos last night? Why didn't you invite me?

  • It was just me and Suzy though.

  • Oh nice, how did it go?

  • Pretty good, actually.

  • That's a pretty big step, I thought you guys were just talking.

  • Yeah..well..the timing feels right.

  • What else did you serve?

  • Rice and beans.

  • Would you gassing?

  • Um..a little bit, but I held it in.

  • Two minutes, chuck it!

  • You have one minute.

  • Red or green?

  • I..I don't know..what your gut telling you?

  • Red!..No!..Green!..no..

  • You need to make a decision now!

  • Okay, red.

  • What's going on...

  • The food is about to expired in 10 seconds.

  • So what?

  • What do you mean so what?

  • I mean, it's just food, nothing bad is gonna to happen.

  • So stop freaking out.

  • -Are you sure? -Really?

  • Oh my gosh..just watch.

  • See, I told...

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