my new year's resolution is...

this year my resolution

so my new year's relosution

this year

this year...

I'm gonna eat healthy

flaxseed? what the f...

five cheese burgers please

I'm gonna drink less

may I buy you a drink?

no, thank you

can I buy you a drink?

Woooooooo

I'm going to get a pet

DOGGY

WHY!!!

fishy

bye-bye

I'm gonna study more

let's do this

I'mma be more patient

oh look, a dime my lucky day

yup..but you know, I was reading the same..the um... "Automania Cars", right?

the one that drives himself

gosh...this little thing is..a littlie stinker

Ahh...

I'mma spend more time with my family

Hi mom!

when are you getting married?

Bye mom!

gosh... just got a little finger on there but...

almost got this guy... hold on, bear with me a second

we're going to learn how to bake

this is gonna be fun

how can this happen!!

you are the worst baker in the world!

I hate you!

I'mma learn Chinese

ni hao ma

ni hao ma

what the f... did you just say?

sorry I got this going here...

pick up the dime!

I'm gonna learn to paint

I'm gonna read more

Oh what the heck

(in the wizard hat)

no way

Wes, is it done yet?

I think so

great, I can't wait to see it

I love it oh my gosh, it's amazing

thank you so much, you're the best

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five chicken burger...

wow

alright, you know what... just...I'm gonna have to go ahead...

my dog... my dog is dead...

I said, uhh...

it's page fifty-three, right there

say it with me

-ni -ni

-hao -hao

-ma -ma

there you go

perfect!

-thank you guys -no problem, man

I love albino Chinese people

me too

just leave the dime! man

I'm sorry... I am sorry

leave it for what? another stranger to come by and get it?

take your time

this is my gold

I'm trying, I don't have any nails

you want to help me out?

your homework, patient

this is worth eight minutes on the (meter?)

Oh! what the hell, Harry!

Oh hell no!

Oh hell no!

you are the next van Gogh

thank you so much, let's do another one!

-yeah? -yeah!

-I'd love that! -let's do it!

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