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  • Hey there internet

  • Today's video is all about promises :-)

  • Now those of you that follow me on Twitter will remember that a few weeks ago

  • I promised that if a certain video wasn't uploaded on a Friday

  • I would make a video

  • waxing my legs (wowza)

  • *licks lips nervously*

  • ...Now as a man of my word

  • *regrets life decisions*

  • You can probably guess what's about to happen

  • RIGHT, so before this happens

  • as I didn't want to amputate both of my legs attempting to do this

  • I thought I'd enlist the help of an experienced girl

  • L: tADaHH

  • D: Hey Louiseeeee

  • L: *laughs*

  • D: wot

  • D: what is it just your legs(?)

  • *both laughing* (idk why)

  • D: Like was he ???????????

  • L: Literally

  • L: watch the screen, I went-

  • *Louise appearing*

  • D: AHAHA

  • D: Like an old lady in a cartoon

  • D: *imitates old lady* hELL0 KidS

  • D: HAHAHAHA

  • *Louise gasping for air*

  • D: uhhhh this has gone off to a terrible start

  • D: I've got abs (sure danyul)

  • D: ...okay

  • D: oh I can order pizza later now

  • *Louise re enters* L: oH HI

  • D: Hey Louise :D

  • L: Hi Dan :D

  • D: How are you?

  • L: What a surprise to find me behind your door

  • ...

  • D: you broke in

  • D: how experienced are you with waxing?

  • L: I've waxed one person before

  • D: *scared for his leg hairs* ...okay

  • D: ...yes

  • D: and she still has legs!

  • L: she still has legs!

  • D: and, does she have any permanent disfigurations of any kind?

  • L: no mutilations, she looks pretty beautiful to me

  • D: so I'm in relatively good hands

  • (Well.....) Yeah...

  • D: YEAHHHH okay

  • L: *thumbs up*

  • D: so how does this work?

  • D: cause I have no idea what's about to happen

  • L: I've not actually used this one before

  • D: right

  • L: don't worry though! :-)

  • D: okay

  • L: this is feet gel wax kit D: *fearing for his life*

  • L: strips

  • D: okay

  • L: to inflict all the pain :3

  • D: ...great

  • L: some instructions *throws instructions away* don't need that

  • D: HAHA

  • D: does it have flavour?

  • L: um, you don't eat it

  • L: *reads warning* WARNING. Always remove the lid and foil seal before heating the wax.

  • D: you have to heat the wax...?

  • L: overheating wax may cause burns

  • *oh god...*

  • D: so the difference between that and the strips

  • is that this involves boiling hot liquid that could melt my flesh

  • L: YES :)

  • essentially yes

  • D: GR8

  • D: shall we go microwave it

  • D: 3

  • D: 2

  • D: 1

  • D: boom

  • D: that feels quite warm but not flesh meltingly warm

  • L: wanna stir it around though

  • L: I mean don't mind me

  • *both laugh*

  • D: are you eating my cereal?!

  • D: lay down the pokemon towel

  • L: is this mew

  • D: no that's arceus

  • who's like the jesus of pokemon

  • L: ohh *asks again* is this mew

  • D: and that's palkia

  • who has power over space

  • D: right

  • L: shhh-

  • L: -did we put this in the microwave with the foil lid on :O

  • L: ARE WE STUPID

  • L: ARE WE ACTUALLY STUPID

  • L: we just put a foil lid into a microwave

  • L: AND filmed it

  • D: *chuckles*

  • (life lesson) D: kids

  • L: don't put foil-

  • D: don't microwave foil... because it will explode

  • L: WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

  • D: I'm not the hairiest

  • well I kinda-

  • I have leg hair

  • but, the rest of my body I do kind of look like an 8 year old girl

  • D: I might embrace this

  • as I cry

  • is that- is that okay?

  • L: sure, prop your leg up

  • D: I'm scared

  • L: *presents leg*

  • D: *nervous* right

  • okay

  • so now what happens

  • L: I just want to say something...

  • ...for all the fangirls out there

  • *touches leg*

  • L: that was- that was for you •.• D: *laughs*

  • L: IT'S ON it's on it's on it's on it's on

  • D: OOOOW

  • D: OWH. THIS IS- L: sorry. sorry. sorry.

  • L: sorry. sorry.

  • D: nononono smooth it out, smooth it out first

  • D: smooth it out first L: *still saying sorry*

  • D: smooth it out first L: sorry X93862986

  • D: you're not sor-

  • D: she's not sorry

  • L: oh god, I've not stuck it through properly

  • D: -you haven't

  • D: NO wait! Wait!

  • *exhales*

  • D: okay. so-

  • D: girls do this all the time

  • L: I don't, I shave

  • D: people do it on their vaginas

  • D: so it mustn't be that *inaudible* L: *nods* they do

  • D: because you don't wanna just rip your vagina off

  • L: I'll tell you, it is brutal on your vagina

  • *nod of empathy*

  • D: and your vagina didn't get ripped off

  • L: ...not all of it

  • D: *laughs*

  • L: think of that moment when you got a million subscribers

  • *rips mercilessly* (omg ouch)

  • D: G- AAAA-

  • D: motherf*cker

  • D: oH MY GoD

  • *Dan in misery while Louise laughs at him because true of friendship*

  • D: OH mY g0D

  • *Louise still laughing at Danny*

  • D: I wasn't ready T.T

  • L: I know you weren't

  • L: look how much of your skin's come off with it :o

  • D: that didn't just remove the hair did it

  • D: I think it removed the first 20 layers of my skin

  • D: ...but that's good because I don't exfoliate

  • L: oh no this is hardening

  • *HEHE*

  • *laughs*

  • *spreading the gel*

  • L: okay I'll just spread out-

  • D: AHH

  • D: THE SPREADING HURTS

  • L: sorry

  • D: every spreading's tugging the hairs-

  • D: oh, f*ck this L: *apologising* it's on

  • L: it's on it's on it's on

  • D: *gruff voice* I can't feel anything

  • L: *blows*

  • D: wh-a-a-t does the blowing do

  • L: cools the wax D: okay

  • L: then

  • L: it will be hard

  • L: and then I can do it

  • D: okay

  • L: this feels quite soft still

  • D: yup

  • L: there are too many innuendos in this video