Name: Cauliflower Braingasm - You Suck at Cooking (episode 36)
Uploaded: 2017-11-29T08:04:20.000Z
Duration: 4 min 27 s
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Humans and cauliflower share a common ancestor going back over 420 years.

Adverbs of degree

Which is why to this day, cauliflower is a very accurate map of the human brain

Now, I'm no brain expert, but I do know enough about the brain to be able to tell you what every single little part does.

It governs your ability to sense and navigate across the ground.

This is your "ankle center," it's an evolutionary leftover from when humans had no torso or legs,

so, uh, 20% of the brain was used to process ankle function.

So I'm just gonna take this standard RCA cable and jam that into my skull, and then reroute that into my camera.

This little part right here is the speech control, it helps [voice pitch heightens] you know, govern,

[voice lowers] the way your pitch works, um,

[pitch wavers] the way the, uh, contour and timber of your voice works.

[pitch continues to distort] It'd be pretty cool if you could play with that in real life, [unintelligible].

Going on a date, if you want to impress someone you can make [low pitch] your voice sound like this,

[pitch settles]
We have the voice that we have.

your eyes are obviously a pretty important part of your body.

Luckily the brain is adaptable and I just, um...
[chewing noises]

This here is your memory center, you gotta be careful when you fiddle around with this one...

This piece regulates breathing, circulation, skeletal, lymphatic,

urinary, cardio, digestive, respiratory, endocrine, and reproductive systems.

And this half of the brain is devoted to second guessing text messages.

[Chewing, mouth full] And that's the brain.

So I'm gonna get these into smaller pieces,

A lot of them will just break off at the right size. What is the right size?

[Mouth full, incoherent speaking]
I really like raw cauliflower, it tastes great.

put in a little bit of coconut oil, for sweetness.

We're gonna whang-jangle this until it's all smooth,

and by smooth, I mean bumpy, 'cause cauliflower is not smooth.

These will get mushy if you overcook them,

[low voice pitch] I was gonna put these back in, but these are done, man.

[voice lowers] They're much better when they're still just a little bit crisp in my opinion,

your own, personal, private feelings inside,

which are governed by the emotional center

[singing in a distorted voice]
You suck at cooking, oh my God, you suck,

you suck, at cooking, oh my God, you suck so much,

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Cauliflower Braingasm - You Suck at Cooking (episode 36)

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