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  • hello?

  • Anybody here?

  • I'm a musical barber and I'm here to cut your hair

  • I'll make you look the best you've ever look bro I swear

  • You want a mullet? No.Afro? No.

  • Look like Leo dicaprio?No.

  • Bowl cut? No. Mohawk? No.

  • What about a classic fohawk?no.

  • I can make you look like this.this.this or even that.

  • If you're not happy with your cut, you can...always wear a hat.

  • If you wanna cut your hair with me, well then you better sing.

  • it's a muscial establishment

  • let's make our voices ring, baby

  • I'm not gonna sing.

  • just try it.

  • I can't sing.

  • I don't buy it.

  • I'm just here to cut my hair.

  • I don't care.

  • Yo man this is..this is weird,Imma go somewhere else

  • what the heck?

  • You're not going anywhere until we sing some songs

  • If you really want to cut your hair, then please just play along

  • I just want to cut my hair and go.

  • for sure

  • So please just hurry cuz we're moving way too slow

  • I know.But you can't rush art.

  • Can we please just start?

  • Yeah.Are you ready for that snip snip snippty snip sip?

  • yah.Then I'm gonna dip dip dippty dip.

  • When we're done, you're going to flip flip flippty flip

  • Man,you gotta get a grip grip gripty grip

  • Are you ready for that snip snip snippty beebop phoom pam ba pa da beep pop bo

  • baram bee baba baram bee babo

  • gonna make my hair look really really dope.

  • First thing first, we need a little shampoo

  • And then we add some hot water and conditioner too

  • Is this really necessary?

  • Yah. Your hair's very hairy, and it's looking kinda scary so let's make it legendary

  • Sit down.Here's a towel.cuz right now you have the power.

  • Feel like I just took at shower.

  • Dry off. Don't be a coward.

  • Alright man.it's dry.

  • It's still wet, but that's fine

  • So what happen now,bud?

  • I make you look like a stud.

  • If you really want hair, that look real nice

  • I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice.

  • Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip

  • and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip.

  • I'm not gonna lie.This is all a bit much.

  • But you have a nice shop and you have a sweet touch.

  • Man I appreciate that.And I know I'm kinda weird but you're at the top tier hair salon of the year!

  • If you really want hair, that look real nice,

  • I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice.

  • Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip

  • and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip.

  • (clear beautiful throat)so what's the..what's the deal?You have a girlfriend?You married?

  • I used to have a beautiful wife...with straight hair down to her neck.

  • (what..what happened to her?)

  • One day I gave her a terrible haircut..(Was it bad?)

  • She looked like Shrek.(WTH how this happened?)

  • My scissors betrayed me.....(That's so sad ohh..)

  • And she never forgive me.(I feel so bad ohh..)

  • So she filed for divorce cuz she looked like a weird horse and I'm to blame(Such a shame)

  • yeah..but look what came along.You own the Dopest Hair Salon singing

  • dobedobedodobedodo(wth)

  • dobedobedo dude she looked like Shrek.

  • dobedobedodobedo don't mean to be rude.

  • dobedobedodobedo but she looked like shrek. Shrek...

  • You're almost done this is what I say.

  • Just gotta clean up your neck and you'll be on ur way

  • ohhh..ohhh..ohhh..

  • uh..I'm not gonna do it again(sorry)

  • Gotta say man. It doesn't look that bad.

  • Even tho you're pretty weird and your life's pretty sad ohh

  • That was messed up(sorry)It's ok.

  • My hair looks really really good.

  • Now I have more confidence like I should.

  • Yeah my hair looks really really good.

  • You gotta get all the girls in the neighborhood.

  • My hair looks really really really really really really really really really really really really good.

  • That'll be one thousand dollars.

  • Are you serious?

  • That'll be one thousand dollars please.What'd you think?that it's going to be free?

  • No..no..I just I'd figure we're singing songs..and we're..we're becoming friends and I..

  • That doesn't mean anything(blahBlahblahRudyissocute)

  • Aight..I'll pay for it..God.

  • dubidubido

  • can you shut up?

  • Sorry.

  • I loveee you Rudy notice meeeeee

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