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  • I mean everything that we introduce to the world is shitty

  • ...meaning white people

  • because...

  • I really think that white people are from like another planet

  • because when we came to America

  • it was so nice

  • it was just Indians

  • and they weren't even Indians!

  • we called them that by accident

  • and we still call them that!

  • like we knew in a month that it wasn't Indians

  • but we just don't give a shit

  • we never corrected

  • we came here

  • They were like: - Hi!

  • And we're like: - Hey, you're Indians, right?

  • And they're like: - No.

  • - No, this is India, right?

  • - No, it's no... It's totally other place.

  • - You're not Indians?

  • - No.

  • - Eargh, you're Indians.

  • "You're Indians" for hundreds of years after

  • We ruined everything here. This was the great...

  • It was just coast-to-coast just green and brown, and beautiful

  • and

  • all the humans were just walking around

  • With painted faces just walking

  • And they'd be like: - Oooh, that looks yummy

  • and they'd just eat from the ground

  • and then they'd sleep on the grass

  • and they wake up, and they fuck

  • and then they'd go for a swim, and do a little dance

  • That was the whole continent with just folks doing THAT.

  • I mean there's people in Mexico cutting off kids heads

  • and rolling them down the pyramid stairs

  • but that's...

  • I mean...

  • That's...

  • That's always going on.

  • What are you gonna?

  • You know, you can't...

  • You can't do a whole lot about that.

  • I think we came from another planet

  • and the reason is because we don't like it here

  • I mean why, if we're from here, if we belong on Earth

  • why aren't we comfortable

  • on Earth at all?

  • we need nice smooth surfaces

  • and right angles

  • and we need it to be cool

  • and not too hot

  • just a little

  • that's

  • just

  • perfect

  • why wouldn't, when it's hot

  • why wouldn't we just: - Yeah, fuck it

  • why wouldn't we be like that?

  • if we belong here?

  • it's weird because people that are

  • urgh... whatever you call...

  • there's environmentalists

  • and then there's people who are whatever

  • they just

  • they hate environmentalists

  • But that's why people get angry at environmentalists

  • because they think that it's slowing down the economy

  • and creating restrictions

  • and a LOT of these people are Christian

  • a lot of these people are very devout Christians

  • and that's such a confusing thing to me

  • that if you believe

  • that God gave you the Earth

  • that God created the earth for YOU

  • why would you not be...

  • have to look after it?

  • Why the fuck?

  • Why would you not think that when He came back

  • He wouldn't go

  • - What the fuck did you do?

  • I gave this to you, motherfucker

  • Are you crazy?

  • The polar bears are brown!

  • What did you...

  • What did you do to the polar bears?

  • Did you shit all over every polar bear?

  • What did you...

  • Who did this?! Who spilled this shit? Who spilled this?

  • Come over... Did you fucking spill this?

  • What is that?

  • - It's oil...

  • it's just some oil

  • I didn't mean to spill

  • - Well WHY did you take it out of the fucking ground?

  • - Coz I wanted to go

  • Well I'm not... It's not...

  • I'm not

  • and I was cold

  • - What the fuck you mean cold?!

  • I gave you everything you needed you piece of shit

  • - Well, coz jobs and...

  • I wanted a

  • - What is a job?

  • Explain to me, what's a fucking job?

  • - You go to like... You work at a place

  • and people call when their game doesn't work

  • and you help them figure it out

  • - What do you do that for?

  • - For money

  • - What do you need money for?!

  • - Food

  • - Just eat the shit on the floor

  • I left shit all over the floor

  • Fucking corn and wheat and shit

  • Ground it up and make some bread. What are you doing?

  • - Yeah, but it doesn't have like

  • bacon around it

  • and like

  • I like when it has like

  • like bacon on it

I mean everything that we introduce to the world is shitty

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Louis CK - Indians, White People and God's Earth

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    戴小宇 posted on 2017/11/07
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