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  • here, where I live...

  • there is a place we are going to call it "Dairy King"

  • and they sell ice creams.

  • I always bought big size covered ice creams..

  • (well no big because there is no big zise ice creams)

  • instead, Medium size covered ice creams... with a extra bawl :D

  • so it can be big size covered ice cream.

  • BUT ONE DAE i was greeted by a guy...

  • and next to him... it was the manager..

  • A FAAAAAAAAAAAT GURL

  • i am not saying i am skinnyfuckingstarving

  • but she was a FAAAAAAAAAAAAT GURL

  • AND SHE WAS A DAMN A DAMN FAT GURL

  • but with a gud face... for hiding the...

  • THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

  • I asked 4 a ice cream, and she gave it to me

  • but she didn't put chocolate...

  • in the last ball...

  • and I was like

  • "and dis? why u didn't put chocolate here?"

  • 'becuz is not like dat'

  • " ... and y is it not like dat?"

  • 'becuz we don't gift the chocolate.'

  • I was lookin at her and I said

  • "dont serve me again, u fkin fatas"

  • and i went the fak out

  • so i was talkin with may brotherz and i sed

  • ay, dis fker servd me bad

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT CUD BE A RULE

  • "NU WAT RULE!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

  • THEY DIDNT SERVD ME LIKE DAT BEFUR

  • NOWLOOK!!!! WHAT IS THIS!??!?!?!?

  • THIS IS NOT A ISCREEM!!

  • *ICECREAM PAIN*

  • but in the other daree king there is a gud service

  • and i ask them and they said

  • ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its her problem

  • then i went 2 le house and i told my brotherz

  • ay, there is a good service in the othr one

  • and suddenly my big bro appears and said

  • STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT DAT FUKING ICE CREAM

  • AND STAHP UR BULSHET

  • and i sed

  • NAO MAI ICE CWEEEM

  • *YET ANOTHER LOT OF ICECREAM PAIN*

  • the other day arrived... (luk at the fkin thing)

  • i went 2 the same store

  • i was greeted by a g̶u̶y̶ girl

  • and fkin damn fatass wasn't there :]

  • and when they were putting the chacolate

  • they r wisperin 2 eachothr

  • and i sed

  • "what did u say 2 him"

  • and they stare at me (like 'o shit')

  • u said what i think u said... dont cover the last bawl

  • wel.. well ye

  • we shouldn't cover le last ball

  • BUT Y

  • ITSJUSTAFUCKINGBALLIAMBUYINGTHEICECREAM *PAIN*

  • and a black guy came...

  • I think he was the boss... of the manager... of the employees

  • he was the only one with black clothes...

  • and he waz blak

  • then i said.

  • "listen... they r giving me bad survice"

  • OKAI LUK, IF U SEE HERE.. HERE (X2)

  • ITS JUST 3 BALLS WITH CHACOLATE, AND U R BUYING A EXTRA ONE

  • so we dont covr that one

  • then i said

  • but i am buying a covered ice cream

  • but its like dat

  • and i said

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fking blak ashole

  • THATS Y U R BLAK

  • STARVD FKIN BLAK

  • U FKIN BLAHE

  • i was in my house and i said

  • gadamit, now wat am i gona to do?

  • and i remembered something..

  • MY MOM :D

  • for some weird reason,

  • if someone needs to argue,

  • and the mam is ther

  • she helps yah

  • so I approached to my mom and I told her

  • ay mame ther servec is bad

  • WAT THE FAK

  • STAHP UR BULSHIT R U COMPLANING 4 A ICE CWEEM!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • And I told her everything, and she decided to go with me, and I was like

  • *icecream pain number 3 except he is happy wow why am i talking this much am i experiencing cancer because of this video wow im really proud of myself and sr pelo is amazing*

  • That day arrived, we went to the ice cream store and we ask for our ice cream,

  • but when the guy was covering the ice cweem.

  • the.

  • the FUKR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • she was smelling. SMELING how she was loseing choacolate

  • so she came out

  • AYDONTPUTCHOCOLATEJ DOIVGBHNO8REFCMOGVBTNY9O8VO5U9GUTM0WEMNRU0TPB

  • ANDISAWTHATISAWTHAT AND I SAID

  • BULSHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • and he gave us le ice cream

  • ayyyyyyyyyy.... its not all coverd.

  • we-wel she just told me dat

  • AND THE FAT GURL APEARSZ!!!

  • HAYUFKINASSHOLETHEEF!! YUDONTPUTTHECHACOLATEINUASSSSSSS

  • but my mommy was shuting up at meh coz she new i was gonna swear

  • shut up i talk

  • ay, i am buying the ice cream with chocolate.

  • *in a pretty young voice* o yes but we put it with every ounce*

  • But u r charging us more mone!

  • YEA U FKIN THEI-

  • SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

  • ye mame

  • AND BECUZ SHE IS A ASHOL SHE COVERD BUT ALL WORNG

  • 'they gave u the chocolate liek dat?'

  • they GAEV ME the chocolate, u fking as faec

  • my partners are doing it wrong..

  • WELL THANK YOU SO MUCH! *SARCASTIC*

  • OH thank u to u!

  • GOFUKUMOTHERHGDIRHIGYU8TOUBYNORE9URG55T

  • and we went to the car

  • SEE? SHE IS AN ASHOLE

  • A FKIN ASHOLE

  • AL IS PUTING THE FKING ASHOLE

  • WHAT WHY ARE U TAKING CARE OF THE OWNERS AS?!?!?!?!

  • *OH SHIT ANOTHER PAIN OH FUCK MY EARS PLEASE STOP THIS NIGHTMARE PLEASE IM DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

here, where I live...

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