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  • [music playing]

  • Every year for Halloween, I send my executive producer Andy

  • to a haunted house.

  • [applause]

  • He gets so scared that I have to send someone to hold his hand.

  • And this year, one of my viewers suggested

  • that I send Sarah Paulson.

  • I don't know if you remember, but I scared Sarah Paulson, not

  • one, not two, but three times.

  • Since she was so brave, I sent her and Andy

  • to the Universal Studios Halloween Horror Night's

  • American Horror Story Maze.

  • Hi, Ellen.

  • Hi, Ellen.

  • Sarah Paulson.

  • Hi.

  • You know her.

  • We love her.

  • Ridiculously talented actress.

  • I'm not sure what love means to you people.

  • So here we are.

  • And--

  • Just keep talking for a long time, because then

  • when don't have to go in.

  • We are at the American Horror Story haunted house.

  • So you're obviously familiar with what's gonna happen.

  • And so you're gonna take the lead.

  • No, I'm not.

  • No, I'm not.

  • Here's my advice.

  • You're giving me advice?

  • You're the worst.

  • I know what's gonna happen.

  • You're gonna jump and squeal.

  • And you're gonna make noises like my grandma.

  • OK.

  • So now, we just stay calm.

  • How much far into it does it start?

  • [inaudible]

  • I need you to be the strong.

  • Well, you're picked the wrong girl.

  • Just try and toughen up.

  • I really am gonna puke.

  • Listen, if you're the tough one, it makes for better TV.

  • OK.

  • I'll try to do that, because I definitely

  • want give you good television.

  • OK.

  • Wait is something gonna happen right away?

  • No, no, no.

  • They never hit you right away.

  • How do you know?

  • Because I've done these every year.

  • I don't like you.

  • That's-- I need you to be stronger.

  • No, no, no.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • OK, so that's it.

  • They're spreading it out.

  • Not real.

  • You're not real.

  • You're not Kathy Bates.

  • [bleep]

  • God [bleep].

  • I hate you so much.

  • Did she spit?

  • What is that?

  • That wasn't bad.

  • This was really bad so far to me.

  • I didn't expect that second--

  • Stop.

  • You need to be calmer.

  • I thought that was something.

  • They're not doing paintings this year.

  • Painting, real.

  • They are doing paintings this year.

  • You are the meanest person.

  • OK, oh, cute.

  • Special effects, just like your show.

  • Hi.

  • I got you.

  • Yeah, you got me?

  • You have nothing.

  • I really am not a fan.

  • See, the sound sometimes throws you off--

  • OK, I'm back.

  • I don't eat pork.

  • See how I stood by you?

  • Yeah, you [bleep] [bleep] left me.

  • Sometimes you have to retreat.

  • Wait, you guys.

  • OK, table.

  • Who is it?

  • They never do it twice.

  • So now, we know, the right.

  • They never do it twice.

  • I feel unaccompanied.

  • I'm here.

  • I don't feel you are.

  • But they won't do it again they.

  • Never do it twice.

  • You don't do it twice.

  • Andy--

  • They knew.

  • If you're gonna lie to me, this is not gonna well.

  • That's not supposed to be that way

  • and I'm gonna talk to supervisors.

  • OK.

  • Good.

  • Fine.

  • Come this way.

  • I don't think I should follow you anymore.

  • Do you want to leave?

  • OK, I feel like we can--

  • What is there?

  • With the [bleep] pig.

  • What is that?

  • Andy.

  • Oh my god.

  • Is there more.

  • No.

  • That's fine.

  • Clock radio.

  • Nothing.

  • Not a clock radio.

  • Clock radio.

  • Also know as old timey painting.

  • Something's gonna happen.

  • [inaudible]

  • Painting.

  • Real.

  • Not real.

  • Not real.

  • It's the same lady from before.

  • Come on.

  • The sooner we're done-- this is a guy who works here.

  • This guy works here.

  • Sarah, safety.

  • [inaudible] hair.

  • Look how serious he is.

  • There's no fun with this one.

  • You shouldn't be scared.

  • Why?

  • Why?

  • I'm spitting a little.

  • I have a really dry throat.

  • And I'm not into these.

  • No.

  • I'm not into these.

  • Because you don't know what's coming.

  • Watch.

  • See the hole?

  • Watch that hole.

  • This is so--

  • It's so [bleep], right?

  • This is the worst [bleep] thing that ever [bleep]

  • happened to me.

  • OK.

  • Is this almost done?

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Back.

  • OK, just look for props.

  • Props are fine.

  • Just props.

  • A lot of times they try and distract you--

  • with a [bleep] pig.

  • Stop.

  • We're good.

  • We're almost done.

  • How do you know?

  • I feel like--

  • I feel like we've been in here a week.

  • [inaudible]

  • That's an ax.

  • Stop it.

  • That is an ax.

  • And it's unacceptable.

  • And you go back.

  • What the [bleep]?

  • No.

  • We gotta get in front.

  • Oh, sorry you're not getting your shot.

  • Stop it.

  • You came out here already.

  • Like five times.

  • We made the ending pig [bleep].

  • That's it.

  • Nailed it.

  • We did it.

  • I'm not gonna say it gets to be more fun every year, Ellen.

  • But Sarah was a real trooper in there.

  • No, I wasn't.

  • You were terrible.

  • [inaudible]

  • I'm not happy with you.

  • What do you want to Ellen?

  • Ellen?

  • Yeah.

  • Who the [bleep] is Ellen?

  • Also, I'm coming for you.

  • We're coming for you.

  • Coming for you.

  • [applause]

  • Thank you, Andy.

  • Thank you, Sarah.

  • [music playing]

[music playing]

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