Wait! We haven't even had sex again, yet?

I'm just not that kind of girl. I only have sex once on the first date. I'm just gonna call an Uber.

Your travel will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants.

Watch and learn, man.

Close!

I have to tell you something, buddy. I've been dating this girl. She's white.

A white girl?

Shh! You can't look like you were with a white girl.

It's okay, we hate terrorists.

I wonder who that could be?

I'm guessing it's a young single Pakistani woman.

This is Zubeida.

For your files, your X-Files. That's your favorite show, huh?

"The truth is out there!"

Are you judging Pakistan's next top model?

You know how we have arranged marriage in my culture?

Oh God, I'm so stupid.

Can you imagine a world in which we end up together?

I don't know.

I'm looking for Emily Gardner. She was checked in tonight.

There's an infection. We put her in a medically induced coma.

Coma?

You should call her family.

Thank you, Kumail.

We're gonna handle things from here.

I think I'm just gonna wait anyway.

You guys broke up!

I'm not sure why you're here.

I'm just going to stay for a second, just to see.

Is that lady still looking at me?

So, 9/11. I've always wanted to have a conversation with ...

... people.

You've never talked to people about 9/11?

You want to do anything? You got any parlor games?

No, I don't play.

Ever play "you can't rhyme it"? You try to find a word that nobody can rhyme.

Okay, Stonehenge.

Yeah, so you would win.

I think I screwed up with your daughter.

Yeah, you did.

Let me give you some advice, Kumail. Love isn't easy.

That's why they call it love.

I don't really get that.

I don't know. I thought I could just start saying something and something smart would come out.