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  • - So this morning, I drive into work

  • and my producers told me they were gonna do a show

  • about Ellen's favorite moments.

  • And I was, like, "Oh, my God.

  • I can't wait to find out what Ellen's favorite moments are."

  • And they're, like, "You're Ellen and you have to tell us."

  • And I was, like, "Oh." But, so then, I was, like,

  • "What do I do?" 'cause it wasn't really easy to choose,

  • but then it got me thinking

  • to the very beginning of the season,

  • and big butts were the trend, you know?

  • And everybody was having big butts.

  • And I think I had a lot to do with it

  • 'cause I had that cameo in Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" video

  • and, yeah, it's still the most watched video

  • on Ellentube. Take a look.

  • [singing] - My anaconda don't--

  • My anaconda don't--

  • My anaconda don't want none

  • unless you got buns, hon.

  • - Oh, my gosh.

  • Look at her butt.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Look at her butt.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Look at her butt.

  • Look at her butt.

  • Look at her butt.

  • Look at, look at, look at her butt.

  • Oh, my gosh. Look at her butt.

  • - That wasn't my only collaboration this season.

  • No.

  • Thank you very much.

  • That wasn't my only collaboration.

  • I got to star with Matthew McConaughey

  • in his Lincoln commercial also.

  • - That's a big bull. - I don't see it.

  • Hey, you know, whatever you put in these brownies,

  • I don't know what they are, but, boy, they are delicious.

  • - I think that's old Cyrus.

  • - Oh, now I see it.

  • Hello, Cyrus.

  • Maybe--maybe we should ask him to "moove".

  • "Moove" it along.

  • Hey, we're in his way.

  • Maybe he should use his horn.

  • These are good. Mmm.

  • Maybe he fell asleep.

  • Maybe he's "bull-dozing".

  • [laughing]

  • What are you doing with your fingers?

  • What's that?

  • You want, like, a wet one?

  • You want, like, a something?

  • Look, I don't want to be a pest, but

  • I'm supposed to be at dinner by 5:00,

  • and I don't like to be late.

  • - I can respect that.

  • - Thank you. You know, maybe,

  • I think you might have taken the wrong way.

  • - Take the long way, huh?

  • - No, I said the wrong way.

  • This is weird, this guitar music,

  • don't you think?

  • [singing] - Turn down for what

  • Turn down for what

  • Turn down for what

  • - Pass me another brownie.

  • Of course--of course the biggest movies of the year,

  • one of them anyway, was "Fifty Shades of Grey",

  • and originally I had the part of Anastasia,

  • and it was really the role that I was born to play.

  • - Mr. Grey will see you now.

  • - I have a natural instinct for what makes a person tick.

  • I like to see your face.

  • - I'd like you to see my face.

  • - This isn't quite what you might be thinking.

  • - What I'm thinking?

  • Um, hmm.

  • Well, I was just thinking about how fun it is

  • to get pears around Christmas time

  • and how each one of them is individually wrapped

  • in foil and how beautiful they are

  • like little presents.

  • Can you imagine if all fruit was like that?

  • I mean, cherries or blueberries or raspberries

  • and each one of them, you'd have to unwrap.

  • It would be a present.

  • That's what I was thinking.

  • - I'm not the man for you. - Oh.

  • Oh, you've heard the rumors?

  • Well, don't believe everything you hear.

  • Ayoooga.

  • There's something on my lip.

  • There's something on my lip.

  • There's something there?

  • Oh.

  • It was popcorn.

  • That's okay.

  • Ahem.

  • [singing] Oh, oh, here she comes.

  • Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

  • Oh, oh, here she comes.

  • She's a man-eater.

  • Rowr!

  • She'll chew you up.

  • - My tastes are very singular.

  • - This is so "Pretty Woman".

  • Oh, hell no.

- So this morning, I drive into work

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