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  • >> James: WELCOME BACK TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

  • FUN SHOW TONIGHT.

  • THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, WE HAVE GREAT SHOWS COMING

  • UP-- WHAT IS MY-- (LAUGHTER)

  • COMPLETELY EMPTY, WHY IS MY-- SORRY.

  • I AM A BIT PARCHED.

  • CAN I GET SOME WATER IN HERE?

  • IT IS A SIMPLE THING, ISN'T IT?

  • LIKE THE INTERNS HERE BASICALLY HAVE ONE JOB, THEY CAN'T EVEN

  • GET THAT RIGHT, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.

  • COULD SOMEONE BRING OUT SOME WATER FOR MY MUG, PLEASE?

  • THANK YOU.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH.

  • (APPLAUSE) >> OUR INTERN, EVERYBODY.

  • >> JAMES, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

  • I ALWAYS MESS THAT UP AND I'M REALLY SORRY, IT'S MY BAD.

  • >> James: IT IS YOUR BADS, CAN YOU MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T

  • HAPPEN AGAIN PLEASE.

  • >> I WILL DO MY BEST, I'M SORRY, SIR, SORRY JAMES, ANYTHING ELSE

  • I REQUEST GET YOU.

  • >> James: YES, THERE IS, I ALWAYS HAVE A PASTRY DURING THE

  • SHOW, THERE IS NONE IN MY DRAWER.

  • I NEED A PASTERY.

  • >> YEAH, THERE.

  • >> James: I DON'T WANT A PASTERY THAT IS IN YOUR POCKET.

  • >> ARE YOU RIGHT.

  • >> James: THAT IS DISGUSTING, IT'S COVERED IN FLUFF.

  • >> CAN I TAKE CARE OF THAT, JUST LET ME-- IT'S CLEAN, I PROMISE.

  • JUST A FEW HAIRS IN IN.

  • THERE YOU GO.

  • >> James: I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO EAT IT NOW, AM I?

  • >> I'M SORRY, I WILL JUST GET THIS OUT OF HERE.

  • >> James: I DIDN'T A TAKE A IT AWAY.

  • YOU CAN STILL LEAVE IT.

  • LEAVE IT IN THE DRAWER AND WE'LL-- GEE, THANK YOU.

  • >> NO I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK OUT OF TURN BUT YOU SEEM A LITTLE

  • TENSE TODAY.

  • >> James: YES, I AM TENSE, OF COURSE I'M TENSE THERE IS NO

  • WATER IN MY BUG, MUG, MY PASTERY IS NOT THERE I HAVE LOW BLOOD

  • SUGAR.

  • >> DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THE THING?

  • I CAN JUST DO THE THING.

  • >> James: I DON'T WANT TO YOU TALK ABOUT DOING THE THING.

  • >> CAN I DO THE-- I CAN DO IT REAL QUICK.

  • >> James: WE'RE NOT DOING THE THING IN FRONT OF ALL THESE

  • PEOPLE HERE.

  • >> LET ME DO THE THING.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

  • OH.

  • OH, THERE ST. (APPLAUSE)

  • NICK JONAS IS SWEET, SWEET ANGEL, OH.

  • OH YEAH, WELL, WHILE NICK WORKS ON THIS-- OKAY, IT'S TIME ONCE

  • AGAIN FOR TAKE A BREAK WHERE I FILL IN FOR SOMEONE AT THEIR JOB

  • SO THEY CAN TAKE A MUCH NEEDED BREAK.

  • TAKE A LOOK, THAT'S IT, RIGHT IN THERE, THAT'S IT.

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: THANK YOU TO OLD NAVY FOR HAVING US.

  • NICK JONAS NEW SINGLE FIND YOU IS OUT RIGHT NOW, GO GET IT AND

  • COME ON BACK, WE'LL BE HERE WITH JENNA FISCHER AND ANDREA

  • RISEBOROUGH, THANK YOU.

>> James: WELCOME BACK TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

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