-[ Laughing ] Yes!

-What? -That was amazing.

-♪ "Mad Lib Theater" ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

-[ Laughs ] -That was fantastic.

-I loved it.

-All right, here's how this works.

This is "Mad Lib Theater."

So here, I'm going to ask you for some silly words.

-Okay. -Nouns, verbs, adjectives.

And they're going to be written on cue cards as you say them,

and then we'll act out a dramatic "Mad Libs" scene.

Are you ready? Here we go. -Okay. Yes.

-Silly word.

-Gooby...

[ Laughter ]

Gooby gock? -Gooby gock.

Type of fish.

-Mackerel.

-He's on the show tonight, too.

[ Laughter ]

Adjective.

-Swirling.

[ Light laughter ]

-What you would shout if you saw a ghost.

-Get out, you!

[ Laughter ]

-A number.

-59.

-Another number.

-2.

-A noun.

-Canoe?

-A body part.

-Achilles' heel.

[ Laughter ]

-Another adjective.

-Uh, drinking.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, oh, adjective. Sorry.

Sorry. -Yeah. It's a describer.

-Sorry, sorry. -No, I'm sorry. It's tough.

-Fluffy.

-Yeah. That's good.

A type of animal?

-Uh...platypus.

-[ Laughs ] Oh, man.

A curse word that you'd say in front of a child.

-Um...toot.

[ Laughter ]

-Amount of time, like two minutes or five hours.

-Oh, um, uh...two...hours.

-Verb ending in "ing."

-Drinking. -Drinking.

-Drinking. -There you go.

Hey, Kristen is playing the game, okay?

Come on. -They can help.

-Yeah. They can help, yeah. Drinking.

Another body part.

-Armpit.

-A verb.

-Hammering.

-Yeah, okay, yeah. Hammering.

A verb ending in "ing." Sorry.

-Oh, oh. Oh, a different one?

-A different one, now.

-Biting.

[ Laughter ]

-Adjective.

-Striped.

-A type of profession.

-A cruise director.

[ Laughter ]

-Cruise director. Oh, these are great.

Type of relative.

-Second cousin.

-Second cousin.

Male name.

-Gary.

-Made up song title.

-"Feel My Face."

[ Laughter ]

-"Feel My Face." All right.

We filled out the words for our scene.

You ready to perform? -Yes.

-Here we go. Let's go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Well, if it isn't my favorite patient,

Mr. Gooby Gock.

-Thanks for seeing me on such short notice, Dr. Mackerel.

So, what's the news?

-Well we just finished processing your test

and unfortunately, the results are swirling.

-Get out, you!

[ Laughter ]

-I completely understand that reaction.

Your blood pressure is 59 over 2.

And our X-rays found a canoe in your Achilles' heel.

[ Laughter ]

It also appears that you have a rare condition

known as Fluffy Platypus Disease.

[ Laughter ]

-Toot!

Is there any way to cure it?

-I'm going to write you a prescription for these pills

right here that I have in my pocket.

I want you to take one every two hours.

-But I heard those pills cause involuntary drinking.

-I'm afraid they do.

Side effects also include an itchy armpit

and a decrease in the desire to hammer.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-That a medical term?

Uh wh--

[ Laughter ]

What can I do to stay healthy?

-I would suggest waking up early...

-[ Laughs ]

-...every morning and doing stretches

and then biting in the park.

[ Laughter ]

-That's great advice,

especially for a striped cruise director such as myself.

-You know, the best part about being a doctor

is that I get to treat patients like you

and then go home to my second cousin, Gary...

[ Laughter and applause ]

...and then sing them my favorite song.

-Which is?

-"Feel My Face." [ Groans ]

-How does it go? Can you sing it for me?

[ Laughter ]

"Feel My Face." -Yes.

♪ You and me gotta get out of this place ♪

♪ And come back to apartment so you can feel my face ♪

♪ Touch my body, touch my body ♪

-Thank you very much, doctor. I appreciate it.

-I'm so sorry. -Uh, no, please.

And scene.

That is how you do it right there.

Kristen Wiig! That's how you do it!