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  • If I win this.. You will make a game about me

  • Fine, but you will never win

  • Wait, does this means I won

  • What the... From Japan? ha ha... what the hell is this?

  • wait

  • Hello I am Mario

  • what the hell is this?

  • I don't talk like that...

  • He he...

  • Sweden are you.. are you good at war?

  • Of course I'm good at war

  • I'm the Troth son of the viking

  • who destroyed everything on their way

  • and drink the blood of their victims

  • I'm I'm the best at War

  • That's... that's great. You're amazing

  • the thing is Germany is coming and

  • You're going to help me right?

  • RK

  • What?

  • dude... they're coming um

  • You need to help me

  • They are just around the corner

  • RK, BÖRK, BÖRKRKRK, BÖRK

  • You lying prick. I hate you

  • kill them

  • kill them all

  • kill the eastern Europe

  • kill them all

  • What the hell are you doing? stop!

  • What the hell is wrong with you?

  • Are you blind???

  • Communism is on the rise

  • What?

  • Where the hell did you hear that

  • well even if I'm wrong.. I'm still doing them a favor

  • You know what they say better dead than red

  • I Hate you

  • I hate you, too

  • Hey guys

  • Nice, day huh?

  • But... but you hate gypsy more right?

  • Got some change guys?

  • You damn right I do

  • Nice shot buddy... nice shot

  • *mumble* *mumble*

  • Do you wanna hear it guys?

  • It's really good idea guys...

  • Latvia.. Please, stop talking.. Please

  • We should call Baltic states potato states

  • What do you think guys?

  • Priviet

  • I have a surprise for you

  • Oh boy!! I love surprises!

  • Wait, what the hell?

  • Guys... guys don't, don't worry I got this

  • So ummm guys

  • what about our potato union. Did you wanna do it guys?

  • I hate my life

  • Previet

  • Can I, can I buy this tank please?

  • Yeah, sure

  • Hmm that's strange

  • Why did Indonesia pay in Zloty?

  • What the?

  • What the hell?

  • Die Kurwa! Die!!!

  • I have so much money. I could wipe my ass with it

  • I have so much oil. I could shower in it

  • Where's my freaking milk

  • and... and I have

  • Listen here

  • Don't you even try?

  • Hey, Sweden, what are you doing?

  • I made a time machine

  • That works on someone's memories

  • that's... that's awesome

  • Hey there...

  • Ooo kurwa a red button?

  • Is this button for space

  • No Poland!! No!!!

  • I feel strong

  • Turkey

  • Run

  • Run!!

  • fe-fi-fo-fum

  • I smell Ottoman

  • I think.. I think I got something

  • ohhh good. What did you catch?

  • It's a

  • It's a potato

  • I Must have it

  • What?

  • No, I caught it. It's mine

  • No, it's mine

  • I said it's mine

  • Let go you son of a...

  • finders keepers

  • What the f*ck is wrong with you?

  • Are you crazy?

  • It's.. It's mine

  • my own

  • my precious

If I win this.. You will make a game about me

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